To: Gypsie Skripto, From: Brandon Wright

[Stoner_Steve]

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-_-_-_-_-: Sender: Brandon Wright :-_-_-_-_-

Good Morning!

We have only met in passing a few times under the Benevolent Benefactor of Ingenuus Research Group, Finn McCool. Who had mentioned several times over the years about how you would be one to approach regarding certain celestial experiences. Ah but I am getting ahead of myself here. I am Doctor Brandon Wright, Hyperspace Cartographer, with the Celestial Cartographers Guild, you may have heard of us or our services that we offer.

My crew and I, myself more so, have dedicated a substantial portion of our research careers to studying Baxter Objects, attempting to discern what the data may tell us. But what I have consistently noted, more so as of late, how the objects, are all connected, drawing us, pointing us, towards Goddess Geode. We have begun our journey, from Gran Canaria towards Baffin, hoping to study, to learn, to apprentice under your great knowledge.

Should you be willing to accept a new student

Brandon Wright
Celestial Cartographers Guild

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[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Arch-Hermit and acting Polyfather of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin
To: Brandon Wright
Encryption: Patriotic

Kallisti!

You... you know we're a cult, don't you?

Anyways my good Proffessor Doctor Sir, shall you be able to respond to five esoteric questions, you will be baptized and initiated in the Five Ways. Here we go:

13) What is the curse of Greyface?
7) What is a Pineal Gland?
1) Who is Eris?
17) What is the Turkey Curse? (No, it isn't the ship flying around with the same name)
2) What is a "Fnord?"

I hope you pass your test. Until then.

23's,

TAZ Polyfather

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