You will identify yourselves, who you are, who you work for, and what you are doing here, immediately. Failure to comply will result in us taking your generous donation of scrap metal that you have decided to leave laying around. You have 24 hours to make contact.
Relay beacon BN-1897 (cleverly disguised as yet another piece of ice, too big to scoop up, too small to be worth harvesting) flashes for but a moment, transmitting the message (parsed into a plain text format, unencrypted) to an unknown location. Many, many hours later, a clearly automated response shows up.
Thank you, Sirian refugee, for contacting the DOH Project.
To reach a League representative, press 1.
To inquire on the status of an online order, press 2.
To place an order using our automated system, press 3.
If you know the specific colonet address of the person you are trying to reach, press 4, then their colonet identity.
To hear these options again, press 5.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
To reach a League representative, press 1.
To inquire on the status of an online order, press 2.
To place an order using our automated system, press 3.
If you know the specific colonet address of the person you are trying to reach, press 4, then their colonet identity.
To hear these options again, press 5.
To reach a League representative, press 1.
To inquire on the status of an online order, press 2.
To place an order using our automated system, press 3.
If you know the specific colonet address of the person you are trying to reach, press 4, then their colonet identity.
To hear these options again, press 5.
To reach a League representative, press 1.
To inquire on the status of an online order, press 2.
To place an order using our automated system, press 3.
If you know the specific colonet address of the person you are trying to reach, press 4, then their colonet identity.
To hear these options again, press 5.
The system terminates the connection. The relay beacon's systems purge the records of the "conversation" milliseconds later.
(01-15-2018, 08:58 AM)The League Wrote: As long as your questions, comments, or concerns are presented, they will be addressed.
If you believe that you have been wronged by one of our guys, contact us for it to be redressed.
If you are a hot chick, kindly show up to our parties undressed.
The time is up. Unfortunately for you, hiding behind a facade was not an answer to us. Although you have partially identified as 'League' - that does not give you a good head start for operating for the vile posse of delusional capitalists that pervert technology.
Perhaps some motivation of terror is in need to encourage you to answer. A very good appliance for making primitives cooperate. We shall await for the operator.
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