I am Ricin, replying to you on behalf of the Direktor V of the Büro des Marinenachrichtendiensts. We are looking to speak to the head person of your station as soon as possible. We have an arrangement to make, one that we think you will benefit from handsomely.
Don't keep us waiting.
From,
Ricin, Spezialagent
Büro des Marinenachrichtendiensts