Enjoy, Im the one placing the table and giving the legendary hit to the gonads btw. :D When I get to the door he threw, by what I can recall, a shoe, a remote control and the table at the door before laughing and congratulating me on the idea in pain.
Next time, Im freezing his mobile phone. Clingfilm + bowl of water + freezer = Iceblock Phone Ftw! (Yes I saw it on Pranked MTV).