To all researchers and scientists

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<<< Aliester Brown, DSE President >>>

Oh, yes. That anomaly.
DSE has researched it quite thoroughly in the past.
There's nothing at all interesting about it and its defiance of the laws of reality.

I'm being quite serious.

Your time would be better spent elsewhere.
Also, don't trust Rheinlanders. They don't have any in their space, and they're quite touchy about it.

Sincerely,
Aliester Brown
President, Deep Space Engineering

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