Lane Rat: The Rogue Miner

[Maelstrom]

::Neuralnet Access Procedure Initiated::
::Please Input Entity Name and Security String::
::Name: Lane Rat
::Security String: *********
::Alert! Entity Convicted Criminal; Access Restricted::

Ya, you heard right, I'm an ex-con. Used ta be a Rogue, till tha Rogues an I had a disagreement. See, they thought it was all fine an good ta sell me to tha law fer gas money. I disagreed. I fought back, even downed one of em. But they outnumbered me and my ship was all busted from a raid on Universal. In the end I done some time up in Sugarland. I guess it cood a been worse, thas a pretty easy pen. But I'm here ta tell ya, no prison time is ever tha easy.

Anyway, I'm writin this ta tell all you folks tha I'm not after jackin yer ships an stuff anymore. I'm a reformed man. If sumbodies bullyin ya or tryin ta take yer hard earned stuff, well, jus call me. I'm after bein one of the good guys this time around. Now, I aint sayin I can get yer stuff back or protect ya fer sure, but I'm a give it my best try an I aint afrai ta lose a ship er two tryin.

As fer you rouges tha sold me? Ya know who you are, an I'm after comin ta get my own back. I'm a be sellin each one of yer hides ta Sugarland before I'm done. I aint got much but a lil spitkit tha the zoners been nice nough ta give me, but I'm keep sellin yer hides till I gots a nice Hawk er sumthin. Ya can rot in yer cells knowin tha yer hides paid fer my steak an beans an ship an maybe a nice doxy er two. Ya can sit there knowin tha yer tha ones tha brought this on. This Lane Rat don get sold by nobody without ther bein lots of pain an ruin on ther heads.

I guess thas all I really gots ta say. Maybe sum a ya are thinkin these jus empty words an tha like. Ya heard about reformed men before an it never turned true. Well, I'm sayin test me. I aint after no free ride or after bein trusted without I do sum good. Gimme a chance an ya won be regrettin it, thas fer sure.

This is tha Lane Rat an I'm sayin leave tha good folks alone or ya be facin my lasers too.

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