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From: Omicroners, (]o[)
To: BHG Core
Subject: Violation of System Entrance Permissions
To Whom It May Concern,
Our satelites and a number of credible witnesses detected a considerable presense of BHG|Core vessels in our Guard System today. Because this is a repeated violation of forced entry into Omicron-74, you are hereby charged a penalty of 35,000,000 credits.
Please forward the penalty fee within the next 24 hours to (]o[)Treasury.Beta. Failure to comply with this request will result in further measures to be taken against your party.
> Comm ID: -unknown- > Source: -unknown- > Message:
Since we have not received any data that is compatible with our systems - scanner detection, or system transmissions of any sort - we can only assume the data that has been provided to you is invalid.
The Guild has able mechanics and technicians that can have a look at your equipment if you're concerned about its reliability.. for a small fee, of course.
Let's see, that second picture...
It happens to have a time/date stamp on it. Pesky things, aren't they?
Especially when you realize that this picture was taken while we were still quite actively hostile to the Zoners of Omicron-74. If you'd care to, we'll be glad to reinstate that option for you people at any time. Care to have us shooting at you some more?
The first picture is obviously a forgery, as it has nothing to back anything up whatsoever.
So, Omicroners, how about you take those pictures, fold them up so they're all nice and sharp corners, and then shove 'em up your keisters?
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From: Omicroners, (]o[)
To: BHG Core
Subject: Violation of System Entrance Permissions
To Whom It May Concern,
our treasury records indicate that you have not yet forwarded the necessary penalty fees to our bank.
Please be advised that you have an outstanding charge of 35,000,000 Sirius credits that must be delivered to our billing department within 12 hours in order to pardon all violations of repeated forced entry into Omicron-74.
In addition to satellite imagery, our security department also has in its possession credible reports from multiple eyewitnesses including a "ZBT-100Z 2" Zoner Borderworld Transport who's operator made direct visual and verbal contact with a BHG|Core-33rd.Quartz and a BHG|Core-33rd.Obsidian.
If you are unable to deliver these penalty fees due to financial difficulties, please forward us a "Deadline Extension Request" form so that we may delay the current 12 hour deadline by an additional 10 hour period.
Since I called it extortion originally, I'll call it that again.
Further attempts by your office to collect this illegal debt will be construed by us as an open declaration of war by the Omicroners upon the BHG|Core and will be met with appropriate force.
If you thought we were a pain in Omicron 74 before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.