To: Rheinlands Arbeitergewerkschaft

[Fletcher]

Opening message from Neural Net Buffers

Hello Fräuleins! It has been a long time has it not my comrades? I am sorry for not being around to tend to my dear brothers and sisters in the Darmstadt medical bay, I'm afraid ever since my last project took a turn for the worse, me and my assistant had a bad case of the coma.

But fear not! For illness it only temporary! Although so was the fuel supply on the ship, we were found derelict but some Junkers and my foolish assistant Belkin didn't lock down the ship properly! He lost his left leg for that! So we are now on our way in a temporary vessel to get back to Darmstadt.

I will go into more detail about what went wrong with Project Vindico when I get home and in a new vessel, I'm sure Synth Foods would gladly donate one for the cause, with the right motivation of course.

Well, I best get back to punishing Belkin for mixing the chemicals incorrectly, because I don't make mistakes! That didn't cost me my medical license at all! That was----

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Please... this is Belkin! He's gone mad!! That Vindico did something more to him! Help me! GET ME OU---

Oh Belkin, stop being such a crybaby, everything shall be better once we get supplied again, you'll even get your leg back! Now hold still, this won't hurt a bit!

See you soon Darmstadt!!

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