"Yes, let there be Ban" he said and then proudly continued with a threatening tone of clown-like anger. "But let it all fall down upon you! For you have failed me, my by-product children. I shall retreat to The Domain of Ban 'ur Tah where I shall remain until my energy replenish and I regain enthusiasm again. The Second Age of Ban shall come! And I shall be happy again. And you shall not. And only few of you shall live to re-tell the tale of this First Age which ended so abruptly. And better times for sanctioning shall arrive. And the shallow shell shall smell and swell in The Unbeliever's Shed again."
"She. Sell. Hell. I yell for I'm well!!!"
And the closest star suddenly went supernova and everything turned into blinding white dust. Everything and everyone. Almost everyone.
All was silent for years and years until another version of world came to be.