Now supported by 20 different factions around the Sirius, SCHATIS (Stop Corsair Hunger And Theft In Sirus) provides Corsairs with health care, clean water, food, education of Sirius laws, protection, emergency relief, and more. Today, 21,000 Corsairs still die each month even if they are cannibals and eat up their children, they die of starvation, and most important, being robbed by the mysterious race with God-like powers that can destroy anything they want.
Our mission is to do whatever it takes to make that number zero by giving Corsairs the essentials for a safe and healthy life. By sending us 100$, you support us not just by buying food, but also buying a piece of rules created by the mysterious race, so we can ram in to Crete and they can take the rules and learn something from it!
Give love, give hope, their lifes depends on it!
Sirius-wide phone number and frequency: 087-765-123-43 / 134,5 THz (Credits is to be sent to these)
Sincerely yours SCHATIS-President: Skcus Sriasroc
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CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL REGARDING YOUR SIRIUS CREDITS
HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF 47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND Sirius Credits) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.
WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.
THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:
(A) YOUR SIRIUS BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.
(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.
ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.
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