How NOT to pirate

[X-Lancer]

Newbie to server......normal.....300K tax...that is like......we usually ask for 2 million.....PS: shhhhhhhh...dont tell him we can pirate 2million at once.....

[pchwang]

Ha! Fantastic!

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?

[Doom]

Cut the lil' batstard some slack, he's new here and apparently learning to pirate the hard way.

No...hard way would be if he met my trader...hehehe...i have a way with them....


well...there might be hope for this guy....just cause i don't see it, it doesn't mean there isn't any:lol::lol:

[Muleo]

Newbie to server......normal.....300K tax...that is like......we usually ask for 2 million.....PS: shhhhhhhh...dont tell him we can pirate 2million at once.....

hehe i thought about paying him 3 million, and making him bust a gut:Pbut thought it would be funnier to run away

[Lunaphase]

It's funny really. Whenever someone starts spouting the 'rules' and that they will report you on the forum, ESPECIALLY in system chat, it just proves how little of the forums they have actually read!

so true. he tried to hold me up in the ny system.... when i had navy tag and id.... he learned a executioner vhf has more punch than his.... tugboat?... (3 slingshot missles followed by lvl 8 guns)

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[Boss]

Oh come on, when I'm on the NLF Highlands I'm A more competent pirate then him.

And thats fracking saying something.

Gotta agree with ya there, mate.

That kid needs some help getting his act together. Hmm, maybe I can convince Shadow to give him a hand.

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Xing]

rofl
that was some funny stuff. I'd like the guy to see this, and force him to read the 4 pages of this thread.

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[Dab]

You know, one day I didn't pirate, the next I did.. There was no part of it where I threaten the trader with sanction, it was a threat of death.. Thats supposed to be the pirate fundamentals..

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[Dantrithor]

Imagine that someone, one day you walk around in your city/village, stops you, and asks you for money. He's small, unarmed, almost naked so you can see he has no weapons. He threats you, you try to ignore him.
Then he tells you he will call the police because you didnt comply to his demands.

I saw that situation something like this one. Similar... humoristic content :-P

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