"Und how about if I offered you... ZWEI pairs of socks?" Enquired the bound prisoner.
"Well zen I would haf to say non TWICE!" replied the irate guard, "Listen Rhienland Pig-Dog, I do not want any of your personal undergarments! Not evermore!"
"Then what do you say to... A WHOLE CREDIT!"
"Sirian currency!? What would you like me to do sir!?"
"Lets just say I vant some special wine delivered..."
User was banned for: Griefing others
Time left: (Permanent)
The jailer looked up as an officer came over. The officer leaned over to the jailer and whispered;
"Not him, let him rot"
With that, the officer walked over the the end of the jail area and leaned on the wall. He started up a smoke and opened a holopad. Seems he was there to make sure nothing happened ever.
