To the Joker

[Gytrash]

Mr. Joker

As I'm sure you are aware from your little response in our communications channel, there have been reports of you being rather of a naughty boy around Freeport One. Now, I'm aware that you being a naughty boy is in fact quite the standard occurrence, it could in fact be said to be a facet of your personality. I would, however, like it if you could be a naughty boy elsewhere. While I would normally issue a fine and have done with it I feel that in this instance we may be able to come to some form of agreement.


Respectfully James Church
Administrator Freeport XV
Director of Foreign Offences

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]What a polite looking gentleman. I like your tie. Reminds me of my brother.














[color=#33CC00]I hated my brother.

Lets get back to business. What's this about, really? Some Zoner, false Zoner, a pretender, who you don't even know, who lost his little ship and some boxes in it. How can you be sure? Maybe he was smuggling, doing something bad behind your back and hiding behind your tag. Maybe I did you a favor. No one even remembers his name any longer. And not a full day has passed. No one got injured aboard Freeport 1. No harm done. And now tell me; is this issue really worth my hostility towards you, good, common zoner-folk?

Of course it isn't. So I'm just gonna continue doing my thing and you do yours. Go bother some deranged, anti-social hunter who shoots windows on your station every day during lunch hours. Don't bother me. I'm being honest with you.

We'll try not to discharge weapons within no-fire zone. I give you my word. No conflict will start within your precious zone. Will someone lead us during a fight into it? That's not up to me.

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[Gytrash]

My good sir.

Thank you for that, that is all that I can really ask of you.

Respectfully James Church
Administrator Freeport XV
Director of Foreign Offences