Report on Jason.Sharps

[Virgil Samms]

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COMM ID: Sargeant Virgil Samms
TARGET ID: All LPI Officers
SUBJECT: Jason Sharps
ENCRYPTION: High
PRIORITY: high

10/02/819

Report based upon information passed from LNS ship

It appears that the LPI Officer Jason Sharps is not all that he seems.
There are apparently appropriate guncams but the extracted transcript is clear.

[09.02.2013 22:00:26] LNS-Incarnate: Pirate go
[09.02.2013 22:00:36] Jeremy.Sharps: Oh no. A pirate.
[09.02.2013 22:00:42] Jeremy.Sharps: *Sips his coffee*
[09.02.2013 22:01:02] Jeremy.Sharps: Too bad I've still got... *Looks at his watch* an hour left on my 15 minute union-mandated break.
[09.02.2013 22:02:09] Jeremy.Sharps: Whoops.
[09.02.2013 22:02:11] Jeremy.Sharps: Misfire.
[09.02.2013 22:02:48] Jeremy.Sharps: Phew. Looks like something up with my Wasp.
[09.02.2013 22:02:49] LNS-Incarnate: Twice?
[09.02.2013 22:02:52] Jeremy.Sharps: Sorry, boss.

[09.02.2013 22:03:25] uninstall_baddie!: Seeya twerps <-- The Escaping Pirate

[09.02.2013 22:03:28] LNS-Incarnate: Elmer: Be suspicious of supposed Police Pilot Jeremy Sharps, twice he has stopped Navy intercepting pirate

[09.02.2013 22:03:41] Jeremy.Sharps: Sorry, my Disruptor's busted.
[09.02.2013 22:04:06] Jeremy.Sharps: You could even say my Disruptor is being... *Slips on his shades* Disruptive.
[09.02.2013 22:04:07] LNS-Incarnate: Elmer: I suggest you dock and get it repaired

[09.02.2013 22:06:43] LNS-Incarnate: Elmer: Dock that and get it fixed
[09.02.2013 22:06:52] Jeremy.Sharps: You're not my boss/
[09.02.2013 22:06:54] LNS-Incarnate: Elmer: Mr Sharps
[09.02.2013 22:07:33] LNS-Incarnate: Elmer: Not a matter of boss, just safety yoy aided a pirate twice claiming malfunction, get it fixed
[09.02.2013 22:07:47] Jeremy.Sharps: Can't do that, boss. I'd have to put in a work order.
[09.02.2013 22:07:52] Jeremy.Sharps: And they'd dock my pay.


It appears these actions are bringing LPI into disrepute and need looking into.

Sargeant Samms