To: LSF High Command

[Ichiru]

Incoming Transmission

ID: Ichiru Tottori

Konnichiwa!

I don't wish to annoy you too much, but I believe one of your agents may be infected with Harris Syndrome, more colloquially known as "Lawls Syndrome". As you can see in my communication records.


I hope that this poor soul can get treatment. Arigato

End Transmission

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Acolyte of NoMe

[The.Rolling.Stoned]

Please accept my sincere apologies for this disturbance. I can not excuse my behavior. I am currently in an unstable state and I am visiting a special mental health hospital on Manhattan. I guess the years protecting Liberty and its people have made a side effect in me. I shall restrain from flying for the next few days until the doctors help me fix my problem.

//i lost a bet.