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Com ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: Julian Graves
Not very bright, are we Mr. Graves! An appropriate last name as it will be where you end up. You dock on a restricted base and then kill an Acolyte. You are officially banned from Baffin space! If I so much as smell you I will order you killed! Be gone and never return!
Today, the [TAZ]Episkopos.Prime was attacked, IN BAFFIN, by a snubcraft, in the presence of Cambridge Stellar Research's Scientific Expedition, who had just arrived to set up their operations. Agressor bears Pirate ID and Freelancer IFF. One of those "conflicted" sorts.
This is not the first time that the name "Jake.Christoph" has crossed my desk. He is henceforth Enema'd, and banned from Baffin.
Not the way for Coronado neighbors to behave, atall, atall. Anna, I hope you've taken notice of what a bowl of Bok Choy you've decided to marry.
(Forwarding msg to our previous neigbors, the MM. Standard contract rates apply.)
I've sort of been put in charge of trying to Re-organize our Enema's List to be easier to watch, and clean up.
This cabbage farm is long overdue for some harvesting, so here is a start.
Suggested new Format for Enema List:
I've used Anna Prentice as an Example. She should be added to the Enema list.
Punishment is a Suggestion. TAZ Leadership can adjust it as necessary.
Date of Incident with links if available.: July 1, 2011 Name: Anna,Prentice Ship: Eagle Reason: Pirating in Baffin, Attempted Destruction of Trade Ships in Baffin Punishment: Banned from Baffin, Kill on Sight
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All Hail Eris!
Jaime McMahan
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To: All TAZ; The_Gurk
Subject: The_Gurk
Congratulations, commander of "The_Gurk," you have made the Baffin Pentabarf for pirating in our system and firing your guns. Read our laws.
You are hereby banned from Baffin space...permanently! To enter it and be caught will result in the destruction of your ship.
You CAN, however, repent for your crime for a cost of 10 million credits to one of our acolytes and an apology to TAZ and the [*USI*]Richfield[CLO].
Doubt anyone remembers me; been far too long since me peepers glimpsed good ol' Bafflin' and I can't say I talk with Eris much anymore. But it seems Eris misses me..never get drunk and bet yer home on 23-black... *shakes his head*
Anyway, kinda ate through me pension fund. I were wonderin' if Bafflin' needs a few cabbages pruned?
Me keester is currently parked on shasta. Kinda twiddling me thumbs with what to do.
Lemme know if I'm of any use t' Eris.
Me name's John Phillips
Ship ID is "Penumbra"
urm....Eagle VHF, I'm a merc, but I'll fly myself some Zoner colours...
Oh and can I get one of those sexy orange jumpsuits...?
Had a pilot undock from Pueblo a little bit earlier. By such a manner he said that he didn't care about Pueblo being forbidden, just wanting to use our weaponry stored upon the station. For shame..
Quote:Date of Incident with links if available.: <August 18th 819 A.S.> Name: Edwin.Hawk Ship: Hawk Reason: Trespassing upon Pueblo. Disregaurd for our Laws. Insulting a Pope. Punishment: To be decided
-"If we do not learn at least one thing a day....Our minds turn to stupor"- Kyle Sparrgrove -2005