To: Da 'ellfire Legion

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Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Funboat El Torturador, Mactan Base
Destination: Da 'Ellfire Legion, Grand Admiral Chiwetal Stahl in particulah
Subject: Shady an' delicious bsns
Priority: Ah'll nag ya 'til ye read it

[font=Comic Sans Ms]Oi, Legionnaires, yew've been good enuf ta me in da past so ah wants ta make ye a deal, but before ah go any further 'ave a look at DIS!

File 01

Said ship will be operatin' within Libertah indefinitely an' ah jus' so happen ta 'ave comprehensive data on it's movements, motives, an' loadout. Interested?

'Eres da catch... ah'll be needin' a TL 25 antehmattah acceleratah cannon, more commonleh known as a mortah. Ah small price ta pay ah'd think fer detailed info on a Maltese capital ship operatin' in yer own back yard.

Let me know if yer interested. Engvall out.

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The biological self of Fleet Admiral Steele is currently unavailable to conduct this conversation and my artificial self will be doing so in his stead.

[color=#FFBB00]Given your previous history with the Legion and my... biological "sister" if you wish to call her so, my artificial self is inclined to grant your request in exchange for the specified data as your biological self can be regarded as a trustworthy associate.

Regardless of that however much as the Legion may eagerly part with the object in question, my artificial self must request that the Legion will be not only informed of the operations of the Maltese capital vessel your biological self mentioned, but also of how you wish to put the requested object to use.

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Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Funboat El Torturador, Mactan Base
Destination: Da 'Ellfire Legion, dat AI thingamajig called Grace
Subject: Shady an' delicious bsns
Priority: Ah'll nag ya 'til ye read it

[font=Comic Sans Ms]Well dey say a picture says a thousand words an' all...

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[Blighter]

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My artificial self will not attempt to comprehend the data the 'I' has just been presented.

[color=#FFBB00]Your biological self's request is granted as soon as you transmit the data regarding that particular Maltese Battleship.

My biological "sister" will contact you regarding the object of your desires afterwards.

[Durandal]

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Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Funboat El Torturador, Mactan Base
Destination: Da 'Ellfire Legion, dat AI thingamajig called Grace
Subject: Shady an' delicious bsns
Priority: Ah'll nag ya 'til ye read it

[font=Comic Sans Ms]Shiny, ah'm uploadin' da data now.

Loadout pt1
Loadout pt2
Loadout pt3
Loadout pt4
Loadout pt5

Log 01
Log 02
Log 03
Log 04
Log 05
Log 06

Long story short, dat ship ain't operatin' under da Official Maltese flag, or if it is it's some kinda spec ops deal, an' is tryin' ta figure out how ta exploit Lib'ty to it's fullest. Seems it'll be operatin' somewhere in Colorado outta sight.

Tell me where an' when ta pick up da mortah, an' a pleasure doin' business wit' yerselves.

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Why Jimbo darling, I ain't heard of you in a long, long while budda.

[color=#99BBCC]Then suddenly my sexy artificial sister comes a-knockin' and asking me to receive some data and deliver you some outdated mortar kind of thing.

Well I've got the fancy data an' all that jazz. You should haul your arse to Vespucci though, I'll have someone deliver you what you've asked for, but I don't think I'll be there in person.

Oh and Jimbo, if this is something shady I better get a cut.