To:Arr Riberty

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ID: Chim Wong
Location: Poorest part of Manhattan :




Subject: Expanding business in space!
Encryption: None.
Priority: Low
Video detected:

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hiro Riberty!
My name Chim Wong, I own dry creaning business on Manhattan. I do a big dear and now have money for spaceship. My sraves *cough* worker do very fine job with crothes for very fast time:



Yu give crothes,my workers crean,then you pai and I give back crothes.
You no pai,you no get crothes or dai. I crean crothes for anyone - Wong business no take part in confrict.
Find me in space ,the vessel named - Wong's.Dry.Creaning
Thank you,good bai.

*voices of people complaining about the heat and the lack of food are heard*

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ID: Chim Wong
Location: Mobire Dry Creaning

Subject: Expanding business in space!
Encryption: None.
Priority: Low
Video detected:

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hiro Riberty!
My name Chim Wong, I own dry creaning business on Manhattan. I have first customer ! - kadaz. He invest in my business 1500000 credits and I did many washy washy for him:

Other donate too,but they wish anonimous.
Arso I make food now, (chicken meat,not dog!) and my workers do kinky stuff.
If you want food/crean crothes/women,meet me in space. Good bai.

*voices of people complaining about the heat and the lack of food are heard echoing,as if they are in a cargo hold*

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[(ツ)]

::: Incoming Transmission :::


[font=times new roman][color=#FF0000]SHIP ID: LR-Watermelon.Man
PILOT COMM ID: Noc Fortune

[color=#FFFFFF]

"'Very well,

Nice ta see that you got yourself some nu customers. It was a pleasure to do buisness with you. Clothes have never been cleaner.

Still there is one mystery to be solved:

How did that SOCK got into my Peking Duck?

We'll meet again.

Fortune out."

::: noissimsnarT gnimocnI :::

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

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ID: Chim Wong
Location: Mobire Dry Creaning

Subject: Reaving the rawful side of Riberty
Encryption: None.
Priority: Low
Video detected:

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hiro Riberty!
My name Chim Wong, I write finar message.
Riberty Navy very aggressive to dry creaning mobire store and I forced to move to new arries. They have enough crothes to wash,enough hunger... They need my service more than Riberty rawful forces.
That mean Chim Wong Dry Creaning crosed for anyone who not Rogue or arry to the Rogues.
Mr.Rogue sorry for sock,my ord sraves did that to food for revenging their rost captivity. I have new worker now,better ! We meet soon.

*voices of people complaining about the heat and the lack of food are heard echoing,as if they are in a cargo hold*

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[Altejago]

Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption

From: [color=#000000]Moka

Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord

To: [color=#000000]Mr Wong

Subject: [color=#000000]There is never a Wrong way with Wong

Mr Wong

I hear you offer an excellent service

And your <strike>slaves</strike> workers are good at their job

We have a need for a man of your calibre to wash our skiddy undies

Our blood stained aprons and our manky used sex towels

Let us offer you protection, and a place to base from

We have the room for extensive business expansion

Out on Fortezuma in Humboldt system

You can be be based there

Business and pleasure

~Moka~

[Not Espi]

:: incoming transmission ::

source: Mr. Lu-Kim, City Squid



Hurro? Pohreez? I wourd rike to repolt an irentity treft...

An irentity treft!

...

AN IRENTITY TREFT!! Do you speek-a Enrish?

...

Goddamn pohreez can't-a even speak Enrish these days.


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ID: Chim Wong
Location: Mobire Dry Creaning

Subject: Yu mad?
Encryption: None.
Priority: Low
Video detected:

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hiro ferrow civirian!
We rook arike cause we arr rook arike.
Rong-rost rerative?
r-r-r-r *static*
Mr.Moka I shee you soon ! I find Rogue channer and spik there. Good bai.

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[Not Espi]

:: incoming transmission ::

source: Mr. Lu-Kim, City Squid



Possibry... But how can I be surr, you aar not Mongorian in disquise?

Those tlickstels are mastels of subtelfuge.

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ID: Chim Wong
Location: Mobire Dry Creaning

Subject: Damn you Mongorian !
Encryption: None.
Priority: Low
Video detected:

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Mongorian? What the hell Mongorian doing here in Sirius?
After I think about it, Mongorians infirtrate RNS ! I knew it ! That's why they hate my rice !

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[Not Espi]

:: incoming transmission ::

source: Mr. Lu-Kim, City Squid



You haf rice? You bling rice, I bling schitty squid and aspalagus, we made traditional reunion. Bling ree-enay sampre too, arso. We see if we aar leratives.

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