Hello, good people of Sirius! This automated transmission has been brought to you by the Coalition People's Committee for Foreign Trade and Cultural Understanding in cooperation with the Coalition Border Control & Customs Service.
People of Sirius! Have you ever desired to see a shining example of true Social Equality? Have you ever desired to drink REAL Coalition Vodka and not cheap copies?! Have you ever wondered what Coalition life is really like? If you said YES to any of these questions, we'd like to encourage you to apply for a Visa so that you may visit our Glorious Homeland for yourself, see our historic sites, and share in our glorious and happy culture!
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Hello, good people of Sirius! This automated transmission has been brought to you by the Coalition People's Committee for Foreign Trade and Cultural Understanding in cooperation with the Coalition Border Control & Customs Service.
Hello again, people of Sirius! I bring to you a proposal, apply for a COALITION TRAVEL VISA TODAY!, come and visit our home system, meet our people, sample our culture, and upon your departure from our system you will be sent home with a crate of the finest Coalition Vodka available, as well as a genuine ushanka fur cap!
Along with, of course, anything else you might obtain during your visit
Unless of course, you decide to stay in our system and apply for Coalition Citizenship, which of course, you are all welcome to do!
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