Bad poetry corner

[Jessitrescott]

Roses are red
Pillows are Blue
My love is always true

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[Bisquit]

My Biscuit does seem to worry;
My Biscuit does seem to pick,
At my odd little rhymes, my fun little times,
And for this I think him a walrus.

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[Biscuit]

This poem is too good.:rtfm:

[Grumblesaur]

Roses are red, and so are their stems; I'm colorblind.

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Timbuktu]

You try, you fail...
No matter.
Try again, fail again...
Fail better.

[Sarawr!?]

There once was an emu,
Now He has the Flu,
He's turning blue,
I blame you.

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[LN] Recruitment | Rachel Baker Bio

[Rodent]

Jumping off cliffs is my hobby
for who cares about the conservative lobby
I jumped from space without giving a rat's ass
I'm Felix Baumgartner, welcome to Jackass.

[Sly]

Some Cubo-Futurism (akin to Dadaism in sense of logic)

UH
Goodness, good, guide, g
THE 'G'

...
,

I'm I'm I AM. Are you?
THEN WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT, DOGS

E, the letter, Hague
Extreme, Emotion, Eeeek
(hi)

Dfeeeeef goiq goiq, so eyed
Minus three
Equals

Him.
Or?

[Silver]

There was a poetry corner in some deep reaches of the web.
No, there wasn't a dude called Ned.
Man, bad poetry was all around
That wack-a-mind to the ground
Rumplesticks, dwarves, women and bed.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[r3vange]

I just had sex
but I thought of my ex

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