I'd rather pour hydrogen peroxide on a paper cut on my eye.
Some quotes I really like "We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
-Bill Watterson quotes (American Author of the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes, b.1958)
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"It takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger person to forgive."
- Unknown
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"I don't forgive people cause I'm weak
I forgive them cause I'm strong enough
to understand people make mistakes."
- heidi
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"I'm not perfect, i make mistakes, i hurt people, but when i say sorry, i mean it."
- Unknown
Okay... So You wanna make something creative. Let me give you a brief to work from.
I want a surrealist take on the Norman invasion of England, using it as a metaphor for the destruction of the brazilian rainforest, but set in Taiwan.
I want you to make some joke biscuits, which look like biscuits but taste of fish, so that then I can give them to someone, and they'll say "Man these biscuits taste like fish" and I'll go "YES HAH".
I want a car that drives as fast backwards as it does forwards.
I want a bag of steam and a box of chicken lips.
I want billion grasshoppers formed into a giant deckchair.
I want a 30 meter tall bronze statue of a white midget elephant.