I think you know me, I'm Karl, ja? I've been to your stations many times and have held a valid visa for a long time.
Anyway, you see, I was sitting in mein restaurant, which is a converted Rheinland Armored Transport, when mein pregnant wife Linda decided to come see how it was doing. She is very worried about its defenses. So I was wondering if maybe I could get it outfitted with your fine Coalition-built guns und get improved armor plating from your engineers? If not, mein wife will not let me fly in space any more.
In exchange, I am willing to bring 500 freshly baked strudels to your stations to improve morale. I will even cook them with mein assistant on the way to Omega-52 so they are super fresh!
From: Premier Erik Meier
To: Karl Kuerbis
Priority: Medium
Greetins Herr Kuerbis,
It is good to hear from such a long standing ally of the Coalition again, I hope your wife is well ja? Her worries are surely understandable, especially for a pregnant woman.
As a man of Rheinland Origin , i know to honor a good Strudel, and your offer sounds most delightful. A nice Strudel Desert would surely please the men and women of the Fighter Corps.
Now as for your Transport. Our Engineers at Mykolaiv could surely be of assitance to you, given ofcourse, they also receive some of your Delicious Strudels. They are truely specialists in their field and can upgrade your defenses with ease. They could also be of assistance to fit our weaponry to your vessel and make it compatible to your systems, this will surely not be a problem.
I hope to hear from you again soon Karl, and please, send my regards to your wife and congratulations to you both for the Pregnancy.
For the Coalition, For the Red Dawn, For our Rise!