To: ALG from the Von's

[Lucas Stone]

Testing...testing...launch missiles..two..three....

Ha ha ha ALG we have lied to you about when we were going to visit your rubbish tips

*whisper- project the image on the viewer number two*



Yes we used our special ship that can go invisible, to sneak up and deal this blow to you Bin Men hahahaha


*whisper- you think we should make a demand number three? *

We want one hundred million credits from you to stop our attacks....Ha Ha Ha



****End of Transmission****

[Karst]

Hello whoever you are.

Did you really think we could have survived in the harsh Sigmas for as long as we have if every thug from the block could successfully intimidate and extort us?

This is not the first attack Helgoland, in midst of an explosive gas pocket and an equally volatile political zone, has endured.

In short: We don't care.

You can be happy you received a response at all, I somehow doubt my boss will care enough about this to waste her time writing a response like I did.

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[Noraim]

*The man walks in with a cup of steaming coffee, yawning intensely before making himself comfortable on the chair. He enjoyes a sip of the coffee while reading the message, afterwhich he merely quirks an eyebrow, his otherwise blank expression reflecting the lack of surprise*

"And to think I would've seen them all in my years of service.." *the man chuckled lightly* "I must give the boys credit for being original. However..I don't think I'm able to recall a more pathetic attempt of intimidation even if I would care to." *he pauses, stretching for a moment and sipping from his coffee once more* "Now then, let's see. One hundred million credits, eh ? Tell you what: You boys keep trying like that, and we'll see how it goes, alright ? As for the credits...you'll receive those the moment I'll see a rave party aboard a Rheinland Military warship." *the man started laughing, then leaning closer to wave goodbye before the transmission cuts*