[OPEN] [2nd Story] As if it couldn't get any worse...

[lIceColon]

The FO turned to Jones, and said: "Sir, looks like we've been boarded."

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No atmosphere? GTFO.
The propeller is the greatest invention of all time.

[nOmnomnOm]

Commander Jones shakes his head as he pieces together the new info on the smell and tries to ignore the possibility that the sewage would actually be turning the crew insane.

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[Enkidu]

...Or the fact that a particularly uncommunicative valor's forward gun lay gaping seven hundred metres off the starboard bow.

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[lIceColon]

The captain opened his comms to make an announcement: "This is Commander Jones, to all personnel...

[PlasmaSabre]

..." but before he could finish his sentence a huge explosion rocked the ship, sending him flying to the ceiling - the gravitational stabilizers had failed.

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[lIceColon]

And everything that was causing the smell floated among them...

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No atmosphere? GTFO.
The propeller is the greatest invention of all time.

[PlasmaSabre]

One of the crew turned towards Jones and started to convulse silently with a confused expression on his face.

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[oZoneRanger]

Back on Manhattan, a Mrs. Jones has just finished meeting her attorney and the Ink is drying on the divorce papers while an assistant sends out an instant change of legal status notification to the Capt. Jones.

[Zynth]

Across the road from Mrs. Jones' house in Manhattan Municipal Highschool, Mr. Jones Jr. just received a failing grade in his final examinations.

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[7AlphaOne1]

suddenly, all emergency frequency transponders crack at manhattan and emergency forces in virginia.