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PSA: If you have been having stutter/FPS lag on Disco where it does not run as smoothly as other games, please look at the fix here: https://discoverygc.com/forums/showthrea...pid2306502
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Buy a bunch of golden chocolate coins and hide them, then go looking for them the next day.
Hide some in people's pants, then attempt to steal them back while they're wearing them. Once you're a master pickpocket irl, steal real money until you have enough to buy the Skyrim DLCs, if you don't have them already.
Walk into a store and put a shopping basket over the cashier's head when you go to check out. You may need multiple baskets, depending on the number of employees.
Randomly spout quotes from the most annoying npcs, i.e. Nazeem, Heimskr.
And whenever you do have access to a computer, dive into uesp.net and just start typing in things you want to know more about. Those pages will reference more things you don't know about, look up those too. Repeat.