SHIP ID: LR-I.dont.even.Potato LOCATION: New York, "Drunken Banana" FROM: Clyde Lastname RANK: Consigliereblablawhocares SUBJECT: Screw command structures
Ahoy,
since our command structure collapsed just recently, we had an advanced voting for our new Warlord. The result was most satisfying, and I'm sure your votes have agreed on the most capable man for this task. Hereby I proudly announce our new leadership. Meet Warloard Potato:
I hope this new warlord is not 'rotten', I'd hate to see such a person go to 'waste'. Such 'good' people are hard to come by, including for the rogues. I find it 'appealing' that there is a new 'fresh' warlord. Perhaps this time he won't be as 'distasteful' as the other warlords I've seen. Well anyways before I 'mash' this post into, I'd say good luck and glory to the potato warlord.