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Source: Omicron Rho, "WV Battleshark".
Comm ID: Jack Daniels
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To whom it may concerns:
Gentlemen, you've built your petty installation right inside Core territory without bothering to contact me first.
You have exactly 12 hours to either take it apart yourself or I will do it myself.
Alternatively, you can try and convince me to allow it's existence. (Good luck with that) (not) Yours Truly: Jack Daniels, Exalted Guildmaster of the Core
SENDER I.D: DR. STEINER
RECEIVER I.D: GUILDMASTER JACK DANIELS
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Guildmaster Jack Daniels, pleasure to meet you. I am Dr. Steiner, head of the operation here.
Apologies for building without approval, however I have been quite busy with the many tasks that owning a facility entails. I assure you, we were going to contact you, however us scientists... Busy busy.
These links will give a good amount of information as to what we are and are doing at the current juncture. We are a freelance science group -- a motley assortment of scientists and professors who have made the trip to the Omicrons to study the "Azurite Gas" phenomenon. What better than for these scientists to study the anomaly first hand, with it floating right outside their window? This is why the installation was constructed.
We are willing to negotiate a treaty with the Core, if willing, however we rely on your mercy in this, as you seem to have an initial distaste for our operation. We are hoping we can make you reconsider the value of the installation not only for yourselves but for all of Sirius.
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Mr. "I-do-not-care-who".
Before we talk, there's a few things you need to do.
1st: Dismantle the base.
2nd: Go through official channels and make sure you're legit.
3rd: Make sure the people you hire have the correct papers and tickets in order to safely go through Core space.
4th: Pick a location outside restricted areas.
And maybe, juuuuuust maybe, we'll allow your existence.
Ten hours still remain before I mobilize the fleet.
Evacuate your base. That's one of the things we won't do for you.
Dismantling, though, we gotcha.
SENDER I.D: DR. STEINER
RECEIVER I.D: GUILDMASTER JACK DANIELS
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Well, look at the local Omicron attitude problem. We were very respectful and willing to cooperate, sincerely. However since you DON'T want to work with us, WE don't have to work with you. We have been around a long time, we know how to find the loophole, but most importantly we know how to TROLL.
We are a very persistent group and we will not give up because from guy named after a WHISKEY BOTTLE says so.
We will keep building, and after you destroy one, we will build another. A Core 1 base? How about 10 Core 1 bases? It will be like an Easter egg hunt, and you won't ever know which one is the real one.
You chose to make us a thorn in your side, we don't wanna hear you cry about it.
We're MAD, We're CRAZY, We're THE MAD SCIENTISTS OF SIRIUS.
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Let me correct you there.
I'm not named after a whiskey bottle. Whiskey bottles are named after me.
Good luck with your bases, Mr "I-have-inferiority-complex".
And uh, do go on. Target practice would be much cheaper when I don't have to pay for the targets.
SENDER I.D: DR. STEINER
RECEIVER I.D: WHISKEY BOTTLE NAMER JACK DANIELS
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Ah, the local attitude problem replies, and with swift timing. I believe it is my base that has spiked ANY activity from your faction within the recent months, and if I'm not mistaken, I assume you were...
Naming whiskey bottles?
In any case now you have a reason to get off your lazy bum and create some activity for your little guild. By the end of this you could use some of that whiskey just to keep yourself sane.
And just to make it clear, we were kind and respectful, sincerely we were. However your lack of human decency to even call someone by their own name has lack of sympathy in our books.
Good luck, labeller of whiskey bottles. We salute you in your ability to be very, extremely, arrogant.
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Unlike you, Mr "Easily-triggered" I have never implied I'm insane, or as you said it, Mad.
Neither have I said I am sane, though.
What I am, however, is very entertained.
In part, thanks to your complete lack of common sense. You think you can take up real estate in one of them places we've declared off limits in Delta?
Bad call.
And please, don't flatter yourself, we were doing rather well without you.
As for your failed attempts of..."Trolling?"...they have also kept a grin on my face.
So please, continue and entertain me.
Maybe I'll even dispatch a single lightly armed fighter to capture you and employ you as my "court jester".
Although, much like your welcome, your usefulness will expire rather quickly.
SENDER I.D: DR. STEINER
RECEIVER I.D: WHISKEY BOTTLE NAMER JACK DANIELS
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Sheesh, you've put more thought into giving me names than your whiskey bottles, that's for sure.
With all that whiskey you can quench your whole fleet. And of course when things get rough,Jack Daniels the Whiskey Jug will barge right through the walls of the base himself, just in the nick of time.
Why, I believe this has been done, long, long ago.In the times of Ancient Earth....
We've noticed that the installation still exists, despite the countless warnings.
Consider this message your eviction notice. Pack up and leave, we'll dismantle the station for you.
Alternatively, you can stay and mount a defense.
Please do, I am really, really looking forward to that.
Also, your so called sense of humor needs a software upgrade. Badly so.
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