Well as ya know, the name's Jack Neil, but me mates call me Neilsy. Originally from the good ol' crown, out somewhere 'n Bretonia. Not too sure but it's been a long toime since I been there. Me old man said the Missus got inta some trouble, that's all he has said. Been livin' on Houston for a bit now ya know. I dropped outta school back a long whoile 'go. I remember bein' in school and realising that I wanted ta do somethin' with me loife, so I dropped out went out and got a job. Took up a trade and worked for me pop for a good somethin' years. Now here ori 'am, livin' the dream mate. I do a bit of adhop now, which is ya know a bit of everythin'. Anythin' that pays cash and requires high vis', I'll be there with bells around me ankles. I do all sorts of work ya know like trade gate an' lane maintenance, construction worker, removalist, tradelane traffic conductor. Do you know how much a traffic conductor get's paid? Heaps mate because its a safety risk, bein' in the middle of the tradelane 'n everything. I am also a mail piolot, cause ya can't trust 'em transmissions as someone 'ill decript or solve tha thing and then ya really screwed. Done a lot of work around me local community back on Houston, givin' me a lot of experience. Pretty much anythin' that noieds fixin', or requires high vis', I'm ya man.
Me and me mates were jus' at the local bar ya know, hittin' the pokes, with the blokes whilst drinkin' till we choke. Yeah bloody oath. But we 'ere there when we saw, I kid you not, a frickin' purplish, alien-like lookin' light shoot across the skoy. From out from the stars it just went *whistles* over the ocean. Deadset we are not alone in the universe. You gotta be an idiot not ta think there isn't other loife out there. It's one thing to question your own existence, it's another thing ta question that there isn't any loife...outside of the cosmos or whateva.