Through usage of personal funds the blanket bounty on SCRA - Sirius Coalition is tripled for the next three months. Give the Reds no rest! Additional bonuses will be issued to those who insult, torment and ridicule the communists before exterminating them.
Furthermore, the blanket bounty of 2.5M on the 5th Fleet has been deemed to be too high. Taking the trash outside your home's door is literally more difficult and demanding than taking out this living garbage. Bounty set to proper rates.
"H-hi. I-it um, got scared of me w-when I told it I was g-gonna kill it and d-decided to run into the planet. T-that counts, right? S-since it suicided in fear of the mighty T-tweakie? Th-the bounty drop d-definitely makes sense n-now."
T-this one wouldn't even fight b-back and didn't have its transponder o-or armor set up properly.. I-I'll take a d-discounted pay-out b-but it certainly t-talked big l-like it was in the position to d-do so.