well then, i am waldemar vorderkeerke - pope in charge for titantat.
to make it short:
your installation within the holy space of Baffin is totaly illegal. while the popes like chao, we do not like trouble - and we hate trouble brought to us by outsiders.
on the other hand, we are friendly people, respecting the work others have done and blablabla.
you have 3*25 hours from now on to introduce yourself and make an offer we can life with. otherwise ...
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Waldemar Vorderkeerke, fomerly known as someone else (pontifical ambassador)
Waldemar Vorderkeerke what a pleasure it is to finally make your acquaintance!!
I am known as Billy Mireore Jr and my son that owns the base next to me,Mineore Build,we call him Willy.
I am a miner born and raised,when I turned of age my father gave me 50,000,000 to get me started and find my own way,I traveled to many places and faced many dangers until the day I encountered this beautiful,peaceful place where I found Scrubby farms by the Shrine.
I wondered,"What ever happened to these people?" as there was nobody left alive to ask.
I was living on Planet Kyushu at the time.For months I traveled back and forth mining Organisms and selling them at Tsushima until last Christmas when my son built Epsilon1 to make my life easier.Once construction was complete he decided to build his own place next to mine as he would rather build than mine.
Some days ago while out mining I noticed the lights were on at the Shrine! I quickly landed and spoke with the crew that said they had been hired by a TAZ member.
An offer you might be able to live with might be,since I noticed the crew aboard I have been making regular stops bringing in food,water,oxygen and reinforced alloy for further repair and we are fully prepared to continue doing so at our own cost,we had future plans to restore it anyways.We are also prepared to do whatever else is necessary to ensure a peaceful coexistence with TAZ as we love it here.
Sincerely Billy Mineore Jr
the polyfathers
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2, 3 and 5 are holy.
have decided.
you and your son have luck. we have to fine and tax you.
the fine is a prayer to eris spoken via neural net through sirus.
2 strophes, 3 Verses with 5 words.
the tax for each station will be:
2*1k rice, water and oygen +
(2*5)-2k reinforced alloy
ervery dayanddaynday. as long as your stations exist.
you have to obtain the pentabarf
transport and storage of so called "nomad material" is stricktly forbidden.
that means no factories that consume anything anythink someting and so on,
you have to know that those installations will be booooooooooooooommmmmmmm away into the small thing cabbage flooding in space not bigger than nothing.
say here yes and feel welcome in Baffin
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took knowledge of your actions. first and foremost we wanna thank you, for your support of shrine for a long time.
nevertheless those installations are illegal and we have to fine you for that. a prayer to eris spoken via neural net through sirus. 2 strophes, 3 Verses with 5 words..
and Eris will show a short mercy.
for the ongoing of your new homes here, you have to acknoledhe that within Baffin the pentabarf is holy and we dont like violations. those make Eris angry and thats not good because of booooooooooooooommmmmmmm away into the small thing cabbage flooding in space not bigger than nothing (alike the existence or consumption of so called nomad material of all kind). but we are sure that shouldnt be a problem for ya.
regarding the usual taxation, yes the cabbage help fond is never filled enough, you supported the shrine in the past in a genourous way and we have indeed an interest in your here in Baffin. Therefore answer to the so called "taxation" should be very simple. you and your son deliver the short ammount of 2*1k kyushu rice, water, and oxygen plus (2*5)-2k reinforced alloy every dayanddaynday). brunswick shrine will pay the the same holy prices as ever. Your looses should not soooooo high.
furthermore you have to know that weapon platforms are not allowed. if you start a docking modul building site, sell price to the polyfathers is not more than you payed for the materials. if technical progress goes on and the construction of this thinks depends on nomad materials said module has to be dismissed and deconstruct.
if you and your son are ok with this conditions give us a yes and feel welcome in baffin.
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Waldemar Vorderkeerke, fomerly known as someone else (pontifical ambassador)
We the Mineore family humbly except our fine and the tax you have levied upon us and hereby agree to all your terms,conditions and laws.
For as long as the Mineore family exists,rest assured that you will never have to worry about the day to day maintenance of Brunswick Shrine,it is our pleasure to take on this responsibility,you can now meditate to your hearts content without a care.
Mineore Build H.Q. has a Docking Module factory in operation so if you need any just let Willy know and he can build as may for you as you like.
As for the fine.......I hope I get this right,I've been practicing all day for this.
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Sing now, my muse, of the Goddess of Chaos,
Arising from primeval Quantum foam born,
Goddess of Entropy, Goddess of Anarchy,
She who creates and destroys innumerable cosmos
In the gap between dawn and the rise of the sun,
She who dances between unseen fractal dimensions,
In a small still place all enfolded in storm,
Where tempests so huge, lighting rends open the quasars,
So massive no light escapes from her shroud,
She who sunders our soul from our sweet earthly flesh,
And brings us rebirth with her ghastly sweet breath,
Lover of Death and Lover of Life,
She dances a dance on the edge of a knife,
A gulf of ten thousand light years on each side,
And She never misses one step in the dark,
Singularity bound, in a teardrop of light,
Cocooned in the smallest, suffused in the largest,
Immortal Chaos wreathed with broken planets and dust,
Thy name is Eris, world shattering Goddess,
We ride your wave breathless and are towed under again.
Singularity Goddess, you approach inverse zero,
Still more drowned worlds loom in Thy billowing shroud.
Asleep and awake she dreams our creation,
The sound of a bell in an dark empty cavern,
The scent of a rose in a room long abandoned,
The dance of the motes in the eye of the Goddess,
The touch of a breeze in the heat of the noon,
The taste of wine from an ancient tomb offering
She is there always, and not there ever,
Look and you will miss her,
Close your eyes and she is before you.
Most terrible and most beautiful name of the Goddess, Eris!
I hope this pleases Eris the Popes and the Polyfathers and look forward to a bright future of working together here in Baffin.
I haven't heard any more from you since your last message,I'm thinking you went back to your meditations.I'm still hoping Eris was pleased with the prayer
In any case I thought I would try to get in touch with you to let you know that we are pleased to announce the completion of our project to rebuild the Shrine has been successful and it has been restored to it's former glory! We used the original set of blueprints to make everything as it was,even the bowling alley is fully operational.Your crew are well fed and very happy,the bar is stocked and getting more active every day and I've even noticed an increase of traffic here in Baffin.
We are very happy to have been a part of this project and look forward to the future as it unfolds,take your time and meditate with the knowledge that the Brunswick Shrine once again stands gleaming and proud and will stay that way for ervery dayanddaynday as long as our stations exist.