Federal Express FEDERAL EXPRESS Logistics Vessel LV-Hofvarpnir, Fontana Array
ADDRESSED TO:
Bethlehem Station Administration
ENCRYPT
Please Sign for Delivery
To whom it may concern:
I am Reginald Fährmann, Procurements Supervisor of Federal Express, an independent logistical support company based in the Independent Worlds.
Our company is looking to expand into Pennsylvania and believe that your organization has great investment potential for long term growth.
We specialize in extra grey-market logistical services for goods ranging from repair materials, fusion warheads, food and medical supplies.
We eagerly await your reply.
Reginald Fährmann FEDERAL EXPRESS, Extended Logistics Division
PENNSYLVANIA LIBERATION FRONT
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FM : Sojourner Echohawk, rightful owner of Bethlehem seteshang, by law TO : Reginald Fährmannnn
SUBJECT : RE : Delivery.
Pennsylvania system, in orbit of undisclosed steshang.
Vitals : AGITATED
Sojourner is gazing at the screen, perplexed. He is intensely frowning in an attempt to decipher the incoming message, whose author thought it very smart to employ the classic "dark gray font on black" gambit. Another trick of them House cats, he mumbles as he continues reading. As he does, he starts shouting at his nearest colleague :
"Oi, listen to dis kaka : 'im Rheinans tink we represent, and mi quote : great investment potential for long term growth". Loud guffaws erupt inside the ship and Sojourner himself chuckles before continuing.
"Im goes on : services! Goods! Repair Materials! Fusion...Warheads... "The laughs die down, abruptly. "Ya, oké, mi gonya do it, one second, pashang!"
Video feed begins.
Ahem... Gut abend, herr FÄHRMANN.
Mi Sojourner Echohawk. Not technically owner of Bethlehem steshang, but mi have a close understanding wit dem that do.
Tu necessit a signature, ya? Here, mi embed.
Begin your deliveries as soon as possible. Good money for you for speedy service, savvy? Client name is COUNTERPOINT, full caps, im insists.
Put bill to Bethlehem steshang and we sort it out. Taki taki for tu business!
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