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Tenshi Kuonji

Hi hi, fellow adventurers!

Oh my~ Before we get started, why not set the mood with a little background music? I insist, it’s just perfect for capturing my spirit or should I say, the charming humor of Prinz Eugen herself. Go on, indulge me~ >w<

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slCpZwQab_0

Now that we’ve wrapped up the commercial break, let's get to the fun part, shall we? Time to dive in >w<

Ever found yourself wondering about the "Bizzarre" escapade of yours truly, Tenshi? Well, I must say wonder to no more!!

Welcome to Tenshi's Mockery Snowy Foxy Hole

A place where you could not obbliged to get laugh, cry, facepalm or even get yourself mocked at my many, MANY antics.

From Epic ship fails to forum sanctions to even experiences and funnny thoughs (more info below) to even hand me questioning (specially sanctions) but (not really actually) my life choices and follow-ups about it
All in here for amusement

Here is a Taste of what you will find out along with "small" description

Ships that Sunk Before They Sailed: Always need to try what no one else dares to?.
Forum Sanctions: ⚠WARNING⚠ Every damn slap on the wrist is a badge of honor, defending people with good ideas that community deemed stupid to sanction (like lot of mines) before even the tale be accounted for. Trust me, i will keep respect, but ... don't expect much. As you have more to catch over anything else ...
Epic Jokes: ⚠WARNING⚠ Humor may be terrible, but isn't that the point?.
Laughtable Sceneries: With hilarious moments are too good to pass out without sharing.
Reveleable facts abour characters in game: Surprising details about my own characters and maybe others too.
How i Earn 5+ Million Credits per Trip Trade: Trading secrets that net huge profits in less than an Hour.
Geist Intelligence Services (GIS) at My Disposal: ⚠WARNING⚠ Do you know what is Geist and what have found from other telling about me?
... But have I walked into your trap ... Or have you ... walked into mine? ....
Geist is more than just "Intelligence" faction, working inside and outside ... beware!.
Weird projects going on but no R2D: The usual oddities, bringing *fun* to my game.
Curious Cat: If you are brave enough to get only truth answers find my curious cat on the links.
My own place to tell tales: ⚠WARNING⚠ Dare to read if you can handle it.
Why such behaviour against people or along with people?: Belive it or not all behaviour and iteraction with people has a reason behind it, wanna know the reasons? while story is usually unwise to tell, you must know that i always behave on intelligence.
Bug Hunter style: In whole life of Discovery already found somewhat 5 interesting bugs, Devs are maybe un-aware of such, still i kept for me, but my good faith make me to not wanna exploit them *sadly truth of a player*.
My engagement helping handing newbie and other people: While my engagement against other people, everything need a balance, how are Tenshi's choosing sides or another?. (Usually tend to help those news and good people and even gifting some credits so they get a decent transport, i was helped before, now i return the favour everytime i can, but isn't for free at all, if not by spending time with me or doing me some favours, and i will highly reward such momentums pass along, specially to know each other, amounts could vary depending on how you related.
Secretly Hidden Cache: Mysteriously hidding treasures and secrets i've uncovered for my own personnal knowledge.
Lost in translation: I am not really good with english, still i tend use "..." to suprese some way of thinking, i should be deleting them but ... it is cause my brain "stuck" on loading screen thinking how to construct a phrase while keeping it sound respectful since they are a lot of crystal-paper people in here so it takes me some "resources" to think or reformulate a phrase, sentence or text.
Epic NPC Conversations: FL and other games always have certain...moments where you do something but instead npcs tell you the truth without you knowing, funny ones i promise. These along with some "Easter Eggs with Games".
Unintended Hilarious Consequences: Do you know stories of when things didn't go as planned and let me to laughable "lolwuts" outcomes? yes? i have some of them.
Dance-off Challenges in face: Sometimes with players, sometimes with NPCs.
Prank Wars: Playful pranks i've pulled on players and some of them do it to me.
Cosplay Craziness: As a cosplayer, you need creativity if not, then you only are a person with a Cos not a player.
Comedic Allies: My in-game companions and their unexpected quirks, is the real life same as the game?.
Bizzarre Game Mechanics: The strangest game mechanics that left me baffled after see how it works.
Superstition and Rituals: As spiritist using nature-elemental magic, i need ritual things on certain tasks, are they working or just gimmick to improve concentration and bring more with a double strafe.
Fake News: Game has rumors, it would be sad if you don't join in with nicely things and truly belive them, still they don't wanna be as intented, things without faking something isn't fun enough.
Unexpected Alliances: The weirdest alliances (or friendlies) i formed with other players, still under the law but usually not that something would like about.
Staff Members Deserve a Phrase in My Signature: Over time, staff members come and go, and my signature has captured some of the funniest and most memorable moments that represent their contributions—or lack thereof—While I add these phrases as a playful mockery, I aim to do so with respect. However, it’s hard not to notice when staff teams start behaving strangely.
More ... I got wasted writting i don't know what "more" to put in there ... Mysterious gift case, Which one will you take?

This post is meant to share my personal ideas and interpretations.
It’s not open for discussion or debate (Unless PM'ed), as I wish to preserve its creative spirit.
If you attempt to reply in this post, you are consenting to the consequences of my choosing, which may include being written into a darkly humorous story or otherwise immortalized in mockery.
Please respect my space and enjoy the read—or move along.

Thank you for understanding!

Discord Username : Tenshi Kuonji#3786 ✙|✙ Twitch Link : Tenshi Kuonji
Other Links : Tenshi Hidden Links
Best Ranks Ever: 1|IC Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland

May the ‘L1ght’ grant you wisdom my "Dear", Rules are there to teach, not to preach.
Don’t enforce them like a tyrant’s whim, Especially when they’re as baseless as a beach.
May the ‘Wildkins’ enlighten you, my ‘Esteemed’, Symbols are there to signify, not to vilify.
Don’t enforce them like a detective who’s a decade late, especially when they’re as timeless as fate.

Lythrilux

what

A Magpie

I think you overdid it on the SSRIs when you were writing this time. Anyway, consider my engagement baited.

L1ght

what

TheSauron

One MD Admiral

**Goliath**

(9 hours ago)Tenshi Kuonji Wrote:

This post is meant to share my personal ideas and interpretations.
It’s not open for discussion or debate (Unless PM'ed), as I wish to preserve its creative spirit.
If you attempt to reply in this post, you are consenting to the consequences of my choosing, which may include being written into a darkly humorous story or otherwise immortalized in mockery.
Please respect my space and enjoy the read—or move along.

Thank you for understanding!

I have no words. Actually, I do.

You might want to use #StoriesandBiographies for your, well, stories I guess? Otherwise I don't know what this thread is supposed to represent.

**Petitioner**

**Doc Holliday**

Reply.

[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

**TheKusari**

I'm gonna say it how it is.
Dafaq did I just read?

The

Starfliers are the best faction.

**Leo**

Lay off the shrooms.

(9 hours ago)Tenshi Kuonji Wrote: Staff Members Deserve a Phrase in My Signature: Over time, staff members come and go, and my signature has captured some of the funniest and most memorable moments that represent their contributions—or lack thereof—While I add these phrases as a playful mockery, I aim to do so with respect. However, it’s hard not to notice when staff teams start behaving strangely.

You said I was going to get one and I've been patiently waiting. Did you forget about me?

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