Message to: Mal 666, Goddess Geode, Baffin
Comm ID: Mama Dis, [TAZ]Discordia
*Hey, Navel Lint!
*Our mission to Gammu for the Alpha Code turned into a snoozer, boss. FTGW is either in a coma, or dead as a doornail! We couldn't even get it to make toast!
*Pyriel decided to stay on Gammu and putter about a bit more. Who knows, maybe he'll end up harvesting FTGW's stuff.. wouldn't that be a switcheroo!?!
*At any rate, we passed the word to Harvester_35 that it was a bust; and Shamus and I are headed for Port Canaria to catch up on gossip with Sophie.
*Oh, and I sent the wakeup signal to the cryo-chambers on the Queen. Reggie will probably be a bit pissy about being put on ice; but I messaged him to kvetch at you, since it was your idea, Malsie.
*We'll bring ya a nice load of pies from Sophie's. See ya soon!
Message to: Ricky Ross, [TAZ]Golden.Greenleaf
cc: Amnezia Haze, [TAZ]Phazed
cc: General FnordNet Distribution
cc: Liberty High Command
Comm ID: Malaclypse 666, Episkopos Prime, TAZ
Well, I'm always the last to know..
Ricky and Ammi, due to errors in judgement, bad decisions, and conduct unbefitting the TAZ and Zoners in general, you are hereby removed from the TAZ rolls. Please remove your FnordNet transponders and turn in your Principia Discordias and Pineal Amulets immediately.
If reparations to the Liberty Navy are required, they will need to submit an invoice to this channel. I am also willing to discuss full licensing for the TAZ in Liberty as a show of good faith.
If any other TAZ members are caught disobeying any Lawful House Factions, or violating their laws, they will be cashiered on the spot, and fed to the nearest Harvester Unit!
Message to: FnordNet - All TAZ
Comm ID: Malaclypse
Okey.. less cranky now.
I'm pleased to announce that Lord High Solar Admiral Scutter got off his duff and accepted some donations to the Church today. The [TAZ]Flagheap was offerred a tidy sum in Bafflin' by a trader named Niktuku, for himself and a friend named Tanaka. Please extend every courtesy to these most generous supporters of Discordianism.
On a less jolly note, no one from Liberty is returning my calls regarding this Greenleaf matter. Until I get an official response, all TAZ should consider Liberty off-limits and boycotted. If they don't want our legal and peaceful trade, then that's what they won't get. The usual penalty of polishing crystals in the Geode with the Scrubbies will apply for non-compliance.
Let's have an amen from each of ya, to verify receipt.
Message to: Mal
Comm ID: Mad John Rackham
Source: [TAZ]Zen_Clipper
Right then....I don't know the nature of "The Greenleaf Matter", but if the Grey Faces can't even respond to an invite to parley, then let's buy all our pie ingredients elsewhere. Liberty is a no go 'til I hear otherwise.
Message To: Mal
COMM ID: Cid
Source: [TAZ]Wanchu.Pinchu
I too will look about for these two. Also on a side note, I am closing the contract with the [V] Forces I had hired to guard our systems. They will remain friendlies. They are just no longer on my payroll.
Well, Omega 49 seems to be well-protected.. perhaps even to extremes.
And Baffin? *Snooze* Other than that arrogant disrepectful pilot of the Gneisenau, my meditations haven't been disturbed in the least. So, perhaps it's best you're saving your creds and turning the V Boys loose.
They're still eligible to collect on ol' Sneezy Gneisy's bounty if they wish. Oh, and if you Zoners will look at the fine print on your particulars, you'll find that you're allowed to collect bounties too. Keep it in the family, eh?
"Any other TAZ awake out there?" I think he means me? Oh right !
Staying out of Liberty? Not hard to do when i haven't been there in months.
I'll be keeping a lookout for this "Gneisenau"
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