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[Riley Mackenzie]

"Wait!"

Accually, before we all start talking dung, can I have a sec to toot my own horn?

Behold the complete Forest Gumpiness in the way my Guardwork ended up shuffling out as:



...& then a whole long boring list of neutrals till we get to here:



Cheers,
Riley

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[Doc Holliday]

Two more sighting of the Agnus Dei today. Two were found in the Omicron Delta sector near FP11. The Vor'tcha was a safe distance from them, out of their sensor range. Commander Martok didn't engage as he was loaded with Nomads for the Cambridge Research station.

The other was in Kyushu. They were spotted around Kyushu. Again, no incidents as I was involved in a poker game planet side. I'm guessing that the Agnus Dei are growing.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[.Cowboy]

Hey duuuuudes! Jamis here and I was wondering, like... what the deal with these Agnus Dei guys is. I mean, I haven't seen any yeah, but, wouldn't it be great, if like, my little green friends and I could say, mellow them out. Cause dudes!!! I got this new kind of tea right? it like... wow... it makes the clouds way more colorful, and hey, it makes you fly so peacefully, with loops... and twists...

Uhhh... oh yeah, anyways, that's all, and just sayin Heya from me and my little friends. so like... Hey dudes ha ha hahahahaha!

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.Cowboy : Back to being a bounty hunter due to Liberty politics, Flies a manta.
Gyrfalcon: The bounty hunting Bretonian corvette. At least, it will be if approved, Flown by "Cowboy" also.
LNS-Patriot : The little gunboat that could.... and then someday will be a beautiful LABC.
Freebyrd.II : insane trader/geneticist who has a whole hydro lab in his ship, he designs and grows his OWN.
Sky.High.Marin : Corsair praetorian pilot, with a love for fuzzy dice.
Kane.Taggart : Mad scientist in a hacker gunship being a buccaneer of the spacelanes.
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[Doc Holliday]

Like I said, Cowboy, Commander Martok saw them in Omicron Delta today, 2 of them. I think they make their home areas somewhere in Kusari.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[.Cowboy]

Huh, well, guess I'll have to be careful bringing things from there to Canaria, cause like, I gotta pay for the stuff to make my little friends, and it helps out folks too so yeah...

I think i need to lay down dude, I been thinkin too much serious and science for the past bit... need to like, recharge yanno?

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.Cowboy : Back to being a bounty hunter due to Liberty politics, Flies a manta.
Gyrfalcon: The bounty hunting Bretonian corvette. At least, it will be if approved, Flown by "Cowboy" also.
LNS-Patriot : The little gunboat that could.... and then someday will be a beautiful LABC.
Freebyrd.II : insane trader/geneticist who has a whole hydro lab in his ship, he designs and grows his OWN.
Sky.High.Marin : Corsair praetorian pilot, with a love for fuzzy dice.
Kane.Taggart : Mad scientist in a hacker gunship being a buccaneer of the spacelanes.
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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: All TAZ
Comm ID: E-Prime

Hey, lads, i don't mind what habits and pastimes you all indulge in, spare time and whatnot. Discordians are for the most part sloppy and slack-full; but FnordNet needs to know where you are, in the event the Chao should need our delicate touch.

As of tomorrow, you'd all better have a shiney new Fractal Neurolinguistic Obfuscation and Ramdomization Device mounted, and squawkin' back to Deep Thought in the basement of Shasta.

Here, i stole Riley's for a template. http://s23.org/w/images/c/c5/Chaospin.gif

You may go nekkid, but your ship doesn't.. Kapisch??

Mal

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[Chucc]

Dusts off his Spinner. Looks around to see if anyone else saw

Um, Mal...Some of us take slight to that. This ole spinners from the first batch right offa Eris' own hand. Or so you told me back then. Now ye got 'em gettin' 'um from the Fnordettes? She gave them too many tasks.

You young bucks get your hides in shape. Quit givin us a bad or sloppy image or whatever the Ol' Dude says. I'm gonna start takin' yer's out in the yard and box yer ears. Got it?

Eh Jamis...I seen yer personal flier out there, when I gonna see yer TAZ bus out there in traffic? Whatcha call sign mate?

Edit: Oh yeah.....I got me a good deal comin on some Outcast Infernoes if anyone needs any, let me know, I'll add it to my order! Heh, gotta love helpful blokes with quick tounges don'tcha! Har Dee HARR!

Cid of the Wanchu.Pinchu (New shiny Dessie) and Cid's Claw (Based on Shasta, if ya need support. Taiidan Bomber)

Signin' Off.

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Looking into returning, maybe.

[Doc Holliday]

Well, Zoners, I have pulled out of my dealings with the Bretonian government. I personally think that they are so clouded with hatred of Kusari that they won't mind dragging others down, to include us. Do be wary if you wish to transport Deuterium. It's become a big no-no, to them anyway. Now to get rid of this headache.

*pours a shot of bourbon and downs it*

Ah, that helps a bit.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: Malunsurprised

Yeah, Doc, Carina needs to loosen her corset. It's causing her a bit of constipation is my guess.

At any rate, I suggest you all carry two shipping manifests whenever you boost from Canaria, and make sure one of them reads South Shields. Use whichever is required.

Yes, I know there's been an incident. Yes, I know that privateers will use any excuse to squeeze your pocketbook, including so-called "Letters of Marque" and shiny fruit salad..

However, even bloody Andrew Stuart knows what a total blockade of Bretonia by ALL Zoner traders would mean to Bretonia's economy.

Throw them a bone. Take the ood load of deut to Newcastle, and the odd load of Optronics to Cambridge. Offer them a bloody crumpet.

And while Zonerdom at large is furrowing its brow over this, we as TAZ should remember that the Bretonian Foreign Ministry did make a rather handsome donation to our Temple Fund, Doc.

And, now you know why I gave up the Council Chair and retired to the Geode. Politics can scramble your Pineal in a heartbeat, lad.

Come on home.

Mal

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[Doc Holliday]

So the Bretonians did donate. Still, they seem to take things I say as an insult. I'm not sure how though. I've been making runs to South Shields of late with a return run of H-Fuel. Not near the profit margin but not as time consuming. No one will ever convince me that they aren't trying to force us into picking sides. I do know one thing, Matok is having a tough time practicing restraint with his ugly temper and demeanor.....but he's doing well.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises