I'm perfectly willing to give out maybe, 3-5 million credits to people, but ONLY if people don't abuse this service. You'll need a reason why I should give you some money, and you will also need a character name I can transfer the funds to. I will not be handing out "large" sums of money (hopefully, posts asking for 100m will be removed).` New players are encouraged to post here.
I'm lowering the joke money due to the fact this was really meant to help people in need. Jokes will now be awarded 1-2 million.
Post away for free money.
Note: Pleas for money via skype or PM will usually be rejected. If you need money, say so here, so other kind people may be able to give you a little more.
2 men go mosse hunting and bag 6 moose. When they go to fly home the pilot of the plane says the plane can not hold 6 mooses because they are too heavy, they can only have 4. The 2 men said, "but last time we went home we had 6 and the pilot let us take them all."
the pulot backed down and let them take all 6 moose. But of course the plane couldnt handle it and crashes and the only people to survive were the 2 hunters.
One asked the othere" Where are we?"
The other replied " About the same place we crashed last time"!!!
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Edit: Send to [*USI*]Houston
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' Wrote:2 men go mosse hunting and bag 6 moose. When they go to fly home the pilot of the plane says the plane can not hold 6 mooses because they are too heavy, they can only have 4. The 2 men said, "but last time we went home we had 6 and the pilot let us take them all."
the pulot backed down and let them take all 6 moose. But of course the plane couldnt handle it and crashes and the only people to survive were the 2 hunters.
One asked the othere" Where are we?"
The other replied " About the same place we crashed last time"!!!
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
now that was a good one :lol::lol:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe; Einstein Albert.
I've got an idea. Why don't you give it to a level 5 outcast wannabe. I can almost 99.9% gauruntee he wont go to alpha and buy a tridente. On second thought, give it to the angels and we'l do that for you:D
Quote:I've got an idea. Why don't you give it to a level 5 outcast wannabe. I can almost 99.9% gauruntee he wont go to alpha and buy a tridente. On second thought, give it to the angels and we'l do that for you
Because they need to post here first, one of the entire points of this is to get new players on the forums - and also to help people who are completley broke.
Angels have a bank? Char name? Me sends money. (small sums, in lots of packages)
There's this guy in the Army, and they're having war games. He gets to the front of the line, and the quartermaster says "Sorry, we're fresh out of weapons." And the guy goes, "What? How am I supposed to do war games without a weapon?" And the quartermaster goes, "Calm down, here's what we're going to do. We'll give you this stick, and when you see someone from the other team just point it at them and say 'Bangety-bang-bang', and they'll know they're out of the game."
So the guy takes the stick, and he goes out into the woods, and he sees someone and points the stick at him and goes "Bangety-bang-bang!" And the guy falls down. So the guy with the stick thinks, whoa, terrific. And so he goes out, and he sees someone else, and goes "Bangety-bang-bang!" Same thing happens. Sees someone else, walking towards him, and he goes "Bangety-bang-bang!" Nothing happens, he keeps coming. "Bangety-bang-bang!" Still nothing. "Bangety-bang-bang, bangety-bang-bang!" Nothing, he just keeps coming and walks right over the guy with the stick, and as he does the stick guy can hear him saying, "Tankety-tank-tank, tankety-tank-tank..."
PanGal|PGL-Majestic[HQ] por favor. We need the cash for faction stuff.
Kishiro|bank can always use some cash flying our way. Although we're pending for approval doesn't mean we're dead until we get approved. Those mercs we're about to hire will cost us alot.
Hopefully with more mercs benefiting our corporation more people will flock towards it, that improves roleplay, doesn't it?