Liberty Forces Message dump

[Blighter]

Transmission starting...
Sender: Willows, Sarah - Commodore
Recipients: All Liberty Forces, especially Commodore Christina "Rawr!" Robinson

I did have objections! I didn't want the cold water! I told you I wanted it hot!
But yeah... later.

*grins*

Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and Pandas, if the skimpy green dresses, chains, whips or liquid latex get lost or don't find their way to our respective places, then...

It will get worse than having the mighty I[color=#FF6600]giss appear.

This is the last straw.
If you decide to do as Commodore Robinson says...
Then I have no choice.

I will call him.
[color=#FFFFFF]Yes, him.
M[color=#FFCCCC]ajkp.
To end it all.

Gentlemen and ladies, I know this is a hard decision.
But it is necessary.
She drove us here.
And now all the free men and women of Sirius... await your choice.
I know that you will choose wisely.
I know that you will do it right.
I know you will.

Oh my, Christina, fine! Tomorrow then? But I don't know if we will have the new Liquid Cardi pool installed by then... but maybe we'd be lucky, y'know.
Oh, you still got that nice bikini of yours? You know which one.

End of transmission.

[Seth Karlo]

Seth's XO, Sonya, startled giggling uncontrolably in her seat after the last transmission.

"Get a hold of yourself!" Seth barked.

"I'm *Wheeze* sorry sir, but how on earth did those two become Commodores? They're talking gibberish about random names, and going on about sex toys..." she started giggling again, and Seth just shook his head, smiling.

"God knows..." he said, "but I wish they would leave the rest of us out of it, noone will go on Embargo duty with those orders out there..."

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[jimmy Patterson]

==============FT Bragg Army base=====
location planet manhattan Ft Bragg barracks 124 "deltas dorm"
jom satin his office reviewing the comm logs and his own transmissions when he noticed the entire wing he was in start laughing uncontroably catcalls flying the works a corpral steped into his office" sir you might wanna deal with the men " patterson sighed" this is normal for those two they wanna laugh let em there the ones that will be introuble"

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[Bauer]

After James Hartley, Captain of the LNS-Calypso, read these messages, he broke down into a complete fit of laughter. Two minutes later, in pain from the falling over, he sent these to all the crew, which was then followed by an all-ship announcement.

"Right guys, pack your bags, we're goin' on a road trip until this blows over."

If you listened closely you could hear laughter, -a lot- of laughter.

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.

[rayne]

.:Incoming Transmission:.

.:Comm ID: Agent Julia Wolfe:.
.:Location: Classified:.
.:Encryption Protocol: Beta 2:.

All this talk of whips and chains gets me going, should anyone intercept some then I would like a personal shipment delivered to my home on Planet Los Angeles, in the city of Sacramento.

On a lighter note, All [KoF] members should be treated as hostile until we get an explanation from their leader as to why they assisted a Xeno fighter. Also they resisted arrest and fired on an LSF ship... Mine. I destroyed him with ease but it isn't the point.

[color=#FF0000].:Transmission Terminated:.
.:Signal Lost:.
.:Trace......... Impossible:.

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Julia Wolfe's exploits as a secret agent
Liberty Intelligence Agency Recruitment

[Seth Karlo]

Seth watched Julias message in contempt.

"So, she's into whips and chains eh? Why am I not surprised, traitorous cow..."

He sighed, and returned to his paperwork.

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[Walker]

New Transmission
Comm ID: Tiberius Walker
Source: Planet Harris, Tau-31

That's quite enough, from all of you. Your officers of the Liberty Navy and its time you started acting like it. You want the next batch of pilots and captains to see that the war heroes of the past used Military Resources and Tax Payer money to talk about ordering kinky toys!?!

Meanwhile, a memo regarding Infringement and Trespassers on Military Property and Space.
From the Department of H.R. effective Immediately. Any violators of Zone-21, and/or other Classified Military Installations will be dealt with extreme prejudice. All Naval Flight Officers and Captains are to keep records of trespassers and attempt to subdue them by any means necessary. If the trespasser flee's out of your designated zone of patrol or has gone into hiding, video-logs of the trespasser should be sent directly to my office where we will deal with locating and assessing the threat.

Secrets are not our concern gentlemen, keeping them is.

Keep up the good work, Tiberius - Out.


Transmission Terminated.
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Tiberius Walker, putting flames out and being awesome since Apr 13 2008 ™
[8/17/2008 5:56:46 PM] Aaron (Boss/Jurgen) says: Can't bring myself to say it... Looks like you get the LABC, I've seen what you can do in one
Walker (Albert Wint): I can has win? --- Epyon the Bored: You can haz win. --- [1:18:00 PM] Chris (Niezck) says: I love you <3
[5:55:53 PM] Raisu says: Walker pwned both Battleships(LNS-Texas LNS-Arizona) - [5:55:57 PM] Raisu says: in a cruiser
Tiberius Walker, spreading mayhem, destruction, and Spamming Flood since Oct 22 2008 ™
[9:08:25 AM] Gurjiv (Frozen) says: I hope someone gives you AIDs.
[7:15:17 PM] Dylan (Ximen) says: Walker... you have no idea how much fail you bring into this world...
[8:05:08 AM] Ross (SevereTrinity) says: Screw you for making me install FL again
[10:51IE AM] Epyon the Bored says: My god if I ever meet you I am going to strangle you.
Tiberius Walker, being better then you since April 30, 2009 ™
We will remember - We do not Forget - We do not Forgive

[FooFighter]

:: General Commander William Simmons, Liberty Army High Command ::

Agent, what you're reporting regarding the KoF is a serious (though somewhat expected) claim. Please send your gun cam records to COMINT Facility Bravo-4 on Manhattan, I'll have it redirected to High Command from there. Virginia might be interested in the records as well. If the records are proof enough, I will immediately instruct the Army's spaceborne units to treat these disgusting terrorists the way they deserve.

Also, Ladies...when you'll be having your pool party, be careful about your video feeds this time. Last time somebody hacked into your ships and obtained a video of you having..."fun", several of my men (especially many of those serving in the Marine Corps units) requested a transfer to the Navy (nevermind that enlistment rates into said branch also dramatically increased).

Simmons out.

:: Transmission terminated ::

[rayne]

.:Incoming Transmission:.

.:Comm ID: Agent Julia Wolfe:.
.:Location: Classified:.
.:Encryption Protocol: Alpha 3:.

Unfortunatly my gun cam was damaged, but in my defense your very own Admiral Hale was in attendance and two other Navy fighters, they will back up my story.

And Captain Karlo, you cannot let your secret work interfere with Liberty forces co-operating to keep our homeland a safer place. Should you wish to clear up the "incident" we shall arrange a meeting.

[color=#FF0000].:Transmission Terminated:.
.:Signal Lost:.
.:Trace......... Impossible:.

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Julia Wolfe's exploits as a secret agent
Liberty Intelligence Agency Recruitment

[Seth Karlo]

Seth's eyes narrowed.

"Lieutenant, how long would it take you to hack a transmission so it would look like it came from a certain LSF agent?"

Lieutenant Harrison looked up.

"Ummm, about 30 seconds sir. Why?"

Seth smiled.

"Locate a sex shop on Manhattan and order some 'toys' for our friend Miss Wolfe. Charge the taxpayer."

Sonya shook her head in disbelief, desperatly trying not to giggle.

"But sir-"

"Just do it lieutenant!"

There was a pause, and then "Yes sir"

Seth smiled as the lieutenant got to work, and then 2 minutes later saw the purchase pop up on the LSF/Navy expenses list. The name was Julia Wolfe.

He chuckled, and opened up a communication, his face now serious.

[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Captain Seth Karlo]

To: LSF and Navy

Greetings all,

I would just like to remind everyone that certain items are not covered by your expenses list. For example, Miss Wolfes recent purchase of "9 whips to change your sex appeal", "101 knots, by I M Kinky", and 3 orders of "bedroom chains" are NOT something the taxpayer should be recieving the bill for.

Thank you all.

Captain Karlo

[Transmission ends]

There was silence on the bridge for a second, and then Seth said "lieutenant, I owe you a drink"

Everyone started laughing.

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