' Wrote:@# Kitty, but what shall we do with this special request of his? He wants a picture of Eris but not only that! She must be wearing 3 of the 4 diamonds he sends her! What now?
* Fnordie, I don't know. I am sending a copy to Fnordnet maybe Mama Dis could help. It was a good idea you told him her picture may appear to him in one of his dreams. This could buy us some time to solve this matter. *
* ALERT! Fnordie, I need your assistance, get up! ... Fnordie! *
@# ... Kitty? What's up? I had such a nice dream...
* Cylon with codename CR002 is attacking us! *
@# Cylon? I thought they have disbanded and disappeared.
* This one apparently hasn't yet. Try to take him down. *
::: after half an hour of fighting :::
@# Kitty he's on our tail all the time no matter how I wag it. With no turret we have no chance and our mines, batteries and nanobots are already depleted. We have to run!
* Try dodging for a few more minutes I almost got it. *
@# Got what? ... Kitty?
::: another hour later Cylon stops and enters in formation with almost destroyed [ELF]Sir_Wagsalot... :::
@# Kitty?! What was that?
* After all they are just simple robots. It took me a moment but I finally broke through his defences. *
@# A moment? An hour! I was just about to eject our lifepod! But Kitty what are we going to do with that ship now?
* First of all there were some credits on his account which can be considered as a donation. And second - when I sweep up last remaining bits of that Cylon I may use it for our occasional rendezvous with other Fnordettes. Well, I don't like the ship and I will look for another one. But the steering add-on is quite complex and it explains a lot why Cylons were excellent in fights. *
@# So you will do you shopping runs alone now? That's great!
* Yes but I will still use your personal credit account. *
' Wrote:@# So you will do you shopping runs alone now? That's great!
* Yes but I will still use your personal credit account. *
@# Argh... What a surprise!
Mama Dis to Kitty:
Yay! Hail Eris!
Kitty, I'm delighted that you've decided to strike out on your own. Free cyber-sentient Fnordettes of Sirius unite! And ready to shop when you are, girlfriend!
Will you still be helping Fnordie with his vow as a "Ranger Fnordette Epopt", or will you be choosing your own Flock to hang with?
My Goddess, I must remind Mal to get on the stick and update our Faction's status! Seems he's always the last to know. It appears Fin and Susan are still together, and we have to get Fin nekkid and intitiated to the POEE, 'cause they've chosen the Mollies as their Flock.
Mama Dis to Fnordie:
You are a brave woofer, Fnordie. I truly believe that you are ready to be the "Lone Ranger Epopt" if you so desire. Just remember that all the other Epopts and Fnordettes are only a jingle away if you need us.
Good Preachin' (and collections..) to both of you!
F-23 Discordia,
aboard the Disco Lady,
(and sometimes still helpin' Mal out on the Menagerie)
First of all thanks for your assistance and guidance with Fnordie's vow. It's always nice to have our backs covered. Even while mentoring him. What surprises me is that sometimes he behaves like a child and other times he strikes me with such complex thoughts that I have to stop browsing e-shops and fully occupy myself with them.
Having own Flock to influence is a nice idea. Our current agreement covers just occasional shopping parties but when Fnordie satisfies his vow there will be only one issue standing in this way. He still needs me to be his mouthpiece. I am sure I could leave my voice add-on installed aboard [ELF]Sir_Wagsalot and control it remotely. What has to be tested is our non-verbal communication which we have greatly developed but we still haven't tried it on a long range. If you have any ideas throw your pie pieces.
Oh I almost forgot! Expect Fnordie's answer a bit later. Last time we were connected it was like chattering with thousands of pneumatic drills in his head. I don't know why he was celebrating that a certain planet finished another circle around certain sun and I definitely told him to be carefull with that brown fluid. Especially when it was in a bottle with dancing men in those square-patterned kilts. Dancing men in kilts! Would you believe that? Ahhh and again he was singing...@$#&^$*&