Things were getting quiet in Sunbucks. No one was talking anymore. Everyone was quiet for some reason, as was New York itself. There were but a handful of ships about, strange, for the most populated system in all of Sirius.
Marcus decided things were too quiet and decided to make a scene.
He threw a donut at the chief, Joe and Kerry and ducked for cover.
As soon as Lindberg through the donut, everything suddenly went in slow motion. The jukebox inexplicably started up, playing the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey. A random Officer jumped in front of the Chief (still in slow motion),
yelling; "NOOOOOOOO!!" The donut hit him and he fell to the ground. Suddenly everything returned to normal speed, and the jukebox stopped.
Joe Smith walked over to the unconscious officer, picked the donut off of him, and ate it.
' Wrote:This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.
Eric observed the scene from the entrance to Sunbucks, and sat down. As he saw what played out, he knew very well his life and sanity were at risk even here.
Lauren strolled into Sun bucks accompanied but a few Wolf Whistles from the station crew.
"Oh, Go suck an SN" she yelled back through the door.
Even though she smiled as she turned around, stepping over an officer lying on the floor along with Joe eating a donut off him and heads for her table perfectly positioned so it was out of the way of the crazy that flew through the room.
Why do I eat here again?
Cause your hot! A random officer who overheard her yells to which Lauren's reply is a quick shot to the leg with her side arm.
Ohh yeah cause no one else makes my coffee how I like it, Now where is my coffee?
The barman brings over her Coffee, Muffin and Donut. Lauren quickly throws the donut away before anyone pounces on her for it. While she sips her coffee she enjoys the sight of five officers fighting over her donut.
' Wrote:I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.
Marcus heard some idiot officer scream "YOUR ON DUTY MAGGOT!" and he looked at an officer he never saw before. He went to the officer who told him to get back on duty, and gave him one slap on the face, with the backside of his hands.
Andy saw Marcus slap the arrogant officer right in the face.
he smiled to himself and pulled out his holoimage phone and prepared to video a very interestng fight..
When he saw that nothing happened Andy frowned, passed the officer that yelled at him, who was already backing away and headed out the door, holding his red and swollen cheek. While the officer passed by andy, Crooks whispered in his ear,
" Ill see you in the hangers outside later on you incompetent idiot and we can see who's boss, and I thought you were a Seargent."
Andy snickered as the officer ran out with fear running through his veins.
Crroks sat down next to the officer that stood up for him and tol the bartender,
"Ay my man, two drinks, one for me and another for my friend here" Andy barked, motioning to Marcus
Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution
Amy walked in to sunbucks glaring angrily at anyone who looked like they were staring in her direction.
Sitting in a corner by herself, she began to cry quietly.
A friendly (brave?) officer wander over and asked what was wrong
"Promotion" was heard in an angry growl as the sound of a tazer hitting the officers knee was heard.
As fast as he was able, the young officer ran out of sunbucks, incase promotion was catchable
Amy returned to crying quietly, and was given a wide berth by the other officers, for both health and rank safety.
' Wrote:Come on, everyone!
Hark, the Bounty Hunters si-ing,
Death to all the pirate kings...
Goals: To be interviewed by Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC.