Sunbucks Cafe

[Marcus Lindberg]

Marcus took a drink. And then he took another drink. And another. And another. And he kept on taking drinks. Suddenly the whole world started wobbling.

[aznremix416]

Andy looked at Marcus's binge drinking in utter stupidity, eyes wide open.

He turned his head to the bartender without taking his eyes of off Marcus and explained，" I only paid for one of his drinks bartender...errm...uhh..the rest goes on his tab"

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution

[Marcus Lindberg]

Suddenly the world stopped wobbling, and Marcus wasn't so drunk anymore. He looked at Andy.

"LPI eat free."

And then the world went back to wobbling.

[aznremix416]

Andy looked at Marcus, then looked to the sign, then to the bartender, and then back to Marcus

"Doh, OH thats right! In that case bartender give us the whole damn barrel!"

The bartender's eyes widened "But sir I-"

His words was cut off when Andy pulled out his sidearm and waved it in the bartender's face

"hmm, what was that sir?" Andy asked in a sarcastic tone

The bartender started swaeting and replied nervously "R-r-right the whole barrel... errmm.. uh.. c-c-c-comin r-right up!"

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution

[Marcus Lindberg]

Whilst the world was wobbling, Marcus saw a barrel coming up.

It has 'Oil' written on it.

Marcus thought it was probably a new alcohol company, and decided the world needs to wobble a lot more.

[aznremix416]

Andy took a big gulp of beer from the barrel, suddenly he had a wierd feeling in his stomach, he poured some more beer to the ground, what the hell? It came out as black.

andy looked at the words on the barrel, it had said something like

'Oinkidoinkl'

Suddenly the world began to bobble...

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution

[Marcus Lindberg]

And then Marcus remembered what Oil was. Before he joined LPI, he had taken a trip to Gallia.

Suddenly, the world stopped wobbling, instead, everything went yellow, orange and red.

SUNBUCKS WAS ON FIRE!

[aznremix416]

Andy quickly grabbed the firehose and started dousing everyone in the room

"AHHHHH!"

But in reality he was only throwing beer bottles to random people

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution

[Zapp]

The Chief facepalms and walks out slowly. At least that crazy girl that calls me 'daddy' isn't around...

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[aznremix416]

Andy noticed the chief walking out of the room, face in his palm.

Andy dropped the firehose, ran literally through couple of huge flames and dead bodies (miraculously he didnt get a scratch mind you) and
grabbed the chief

"Sir sir, we just started the party, dont leave, come sit and have a drink with Marcus and me!"

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution