Honourable sir
I am an Outcast with a Civilian Bomber.Yesterday I saw a Liberty Rouge in a Barghest fighting a gunboat I was Impressed. I would like to use the sophisticated Barghest against your enemies and our enemies ie the corsairs. Please grant me the permission to use it sir.
Before we can even consider allowing you to fly one of our prized Barghests, you need to provide us with much more information about yourself.
Firstly, what is your name? In which areas do you intend to operate? What will you contribute to the Liberty Rogues in exchange for this ship?
Know that the Liberty Rogues stand for nothing other than Piracy, and that is what the Barghest is built to do. It is not a ship to be used in warefare, and we will not be available to anyone who would recklessly attack Liberty Forces. We don't consider the Liberty Navy or the Liberty Police to be targets of interest, they are to be avoided unless there is no other option but to fight. From your transmission I gather that your intentions are to kill, and for this reason, the sale of a Barghest to you is very unlikely.
<strike>Addendum: even if the extraordinarily unlikely Ms. Yotaka outlines were, in fact, to occur, you'd still have to pony up an outrageous amount of cash for us to feel in any way motivated to present you with one of our bombers. Clear? Clear.</strike>
Incoming Transmission: Lola Manilow, Liberty Rouges
Oh, good grief! How tragically barbaric of these dirty, foul-smelling, poorly-accessorizing Liberty Rogues! Intercepting the transmissions of our loyal fans, intended, beyond any doubt, for our eyes only, then having the gall - the GALL! - to respond in our name! We, the Liberty Rouges, Planet Denver's most -exclusive- cabaret show, being associated with the affairs of these vile piratical varmints! Oh, my, I'd wager one -hundred- credits the average Liberty Rogue cannot even distinguish between maroon and violet! What silly men these Liberty Rogues surely are.
Well, never mind, dahling. Lola's here now. I'm afraid I don't quite understand your request. The Liberty Rouges (Planet Denver's most -exclusive- cabaret show!) sadly lack great quantities of bombers. We do, however, certainly have our share of bombshells, if that's what you're asking about - surely my co-stars and I are Liberty's most charming ladies! But of course we are, and I'm sure you're perfectly aware of that! Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent us this transmission!
Buy tickets to our next show, dahling - they're available in both regular and backstage varieties! Kisses, Lola.
Honorable sir
I do not intend to use your Prized ship to fight Liberty Navy or Police .
I will use it for pirating and occasionally fighting corsairs.
I will use it wherever my outcast ID allowes me to
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You still have not provided us with any details as to who you are. How are we supposed to trust you with our most precious ship if you cannot even supply us with a name and background information?
Corsairs? Where are you flying about to want to use the Ship against Corsairs? Corsairs are not in Liberty, they dont come near it. They are warned to be cannonfood if they enter our turf.
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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"
I find you message very... cute. Something that seems to of been compiled by a two year old still learning the language. I chuckled.
As you stated in your message, if it can be called that, our bomber is a very formidable craft. But any ship can be a formidible craft if piloted correctly. And if you are an Outcast, have you not tried the Outcast Falcata? A very good ship indeed.
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Incoming Transmission: Lola Manilow, Liberty Rouges
Out!OUT! I will not have you vituperous, mix-and-matching Liberty Rogues fouling up this delicately perfumed communications channel, intended solely for the purpose of channeling the Liberty Rouges' (Planet Denver's most -exclusive- cabaret show!) wagonloads of fan mail!
To all our loyal followers out there - dahlings, we love you, and we're doing our best to remove this most putrid of pirate presences from our transmission relays! Absolutely shocking! I have no doubt these Liberty Rogues wear acid green dresses with their fuchsia stockings! Think of -that-, if you will.