To: LSF HQ

[Pinko]

--SECURITY: HIGHEST--
--PRIORITY: HIGHEST--
--Incoming transmission--
--From: Agent Jane Moriarty--

Greetings,

I know this channel is only to be used for emergencies, but I do believe that this is an emergency.

Earlier, at around 1:30 AM ((Sirius Convention Time)), I was spying in Omicron Minor to see what was the Order up to. As usual, they were speaking in that weird secret code of them, full of ''lols'' and such. I was about to leave when one of them told me that he was selling a nomad powercell 8 million credits. Selling it? I couldn't believe it, too. I took all my personal funds and told him that I would indeed take it from him ((and if he would have refused because I'm LSF, taking it away from force, of course)).

So we met nearby the Alaska jumphole, and the Captain of the Order Gunboat ''DeathBringer'' was indeed in the possession of a nomad powercell. And he was still willing to sell it. I give him his 10 million credits, and expected to be blasted to bits. But no. He just lets me leave.

I am now at Alert Station, the Nomad Powercell in the hold of my bomber.

You find it hard to believe? They say a guncam means a million words.

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Please contact me on this channel ASAP.

Agent Jane Moriarty.

--End of transmission--

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[n00bl3t]

.:Incoming Transmission:.

.:Comm ID: SecR&D Nancy Clearwater:.
.:Location: Classified:.
.:Encryption Protocol: Qoppa 3:.

Agent Jane Moriarty,

Your message has been received.

This is disturbing to say the least. On both the parts of The Order and the LSF.

You will remain on Alert Station for a debriefing. You should already understand why.

Arrangements will need to be made for the Nomad Power Cell as well.

Secretary of R&D
Miss Nancy Clearwater

[color=#FF0000].:Transmission Terminated:.
.:Signal Lost:.
.:Trace: Impossible:.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.