' Wrote:Oh not you again! Didn't the fact that I peed in your beer give you a hint the last time?
Get out of my bar... I am not a BAR MAID, I am a liberated woman and you can start calling me Hostess, and acting with a few manners round here...
plus you eat like a pig, didn't your mother ever teach you table manners?
For that I should pick up the comm and tell the order where they can find you.
And... you got something in your teeth... no... no... the other side... that's it.
Greetings Ma'am
If you ever come acroos anyone from the order who is in need of refreshments send me the bill and give yourself a 20% mark up on the refreshments for your troubles. Also If Mimic causes you any greive call me.
Captain Tiberius
IL- Repentance
Iron Legion
Death Before Dishonour! Honour above all!
This masterpiece was made by Calego. (Iron Legion)
Ahhh my great fighting brother GRAVITY, i see you have received my coms regarding the Order.
Thank you mate for this tribute it looks great on my new holoscreen. But it will look better when
very soon i am in those videos with you my friend.
Hahaha-ha you obliterated those worms nice work.
Here is the Video Uplink Ahh good times ahead brother...good times haha-ha.
BARMAID BERLIN BRATWURST BURGERS NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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I was the guy with tattoos on my face, and black jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my mate Needles, threatening our lives.
You also asked for Needles wallet and watch. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket..
The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. Needles had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head .. isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to your Nephthys with that brown sludge in your pants.
I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, mobile phone, and wallet with me.
[That prevented you from calling or running to your worm buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.
Then I went and loaded up my Mako as well as four other Mako's in the dry dock full of new weapons and armour cau 8, -- on your credit card.
One guy with a brand new Mako was extreamly gratefull!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside The Monkey Bar on Kappa, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big Jinksu" that was parked at Fp 11 ... after I motar scarred the Hull and missiled the pods underneath.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Toledo TaTa's just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the Liberty Navys's office , while mentioning David Hale as my possible target.
The Navy guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Mimic.
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You musta got me mixed up. If i was gonna hold you up, you both would have been looking like Swiss cheese from my MA5C 'Hawk' Assault Rifle. I dont due with knives. I like swords better. But I only use those when I feel like it.
My credit chip is devoid of cash AT ALL TIMES. I get cash from an unknown source as needed. and my mom is MIA and her number in my comm unit is outa date moron.
Besides, I've been nowhere near you idiots. When I go near BHG, im in my Mjolnir flight suit/combat armor.
Get a brain idiot. ANd Now, I will go back to my dinner with my gf and us and hopefully some others will laugh at your laughable idocy and joke about how incompetant you are.
Now, fly into the Razgriz Black Hole and GET THE FRAKK OUTA OUR LIVES.
HUNTER-OUT.
//PS: I like that joke dude. When I read it it was reall funny.
' Wrote:Get a brain idiot. ANd Now, I will go back to my dinner with my gf and us and hopefully some others will laugh at your laughable idocy and joke about how incompetant you are.
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Well well young Jeremy Hunter, hahaha your name makes me laugh so much haha, but back to the point.
You call me incompetent huh huh, well your words have had 5 of your Order agents killed by me hahaha, just to prove a point,
ohh and yes everyday now i will kill 5 Order agents until you worms beg for mercy hahaha
Here is the Proof that your words killed these men.
Hahahaha-ha Have a nice day worm.
BARMAID TEN TERRIFIC TAU TACOS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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