Bob was born a blob. Boneless, spineless, he had to singlehandedly fight off three doctors armed with bonesaws moments after his birth. He escaped the hospital and stole a ship. He was still a bloody infant. And he was amazing. He soared through the sky in his stolen Patriot, under fire from every lawful force in the area. But he escaped.
His face sprouted fur and he grew ears. Soon, he transmorphiguredified into a cat. With human arms. And torso. And legs. So, pretty much, he was a pink, fuzzy person. Fully grown, because of genetic mutations. He declared war on Liberty and fought off a Navy attack for-
You know what, Somebody just lock this thread. I'm coming off my high and realize that I can mock furries in another way.
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