Bad poetry corner

[Marburg]

The above prose is full of win and ambivalence,
Awash in milk

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[Mordrom]

Um...
Rancid meat
Hot mayonaise
Cold chicken noodle soup
and warm tapioca pudding
Piping hot... beer?
Mulled milk?
oh and... frozen eggwhites?

ROTFLMAO...do do de do do... ROTHFLMAO...do do de do...

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[Jihadjoe]

my cold dead soul is staring blankly at the world
O.K.
a single tear rolls silently down my cheek
a passer by sees, but does nothing
he turns away, leaving me alone with my desperate thought
it begins to rain
"Oh no" I thought
go into the corner shop to buy milk, awash with ambivalence.

This is so hideously awful, that I don't think I'll ever be able to top it.

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[Username removed]

This is my poetry (based on real events which occurred to me in school)

[Sarawr!?]

There once was a Lolrawr named Sarawr.
And Nobody knew who she was.
It seems pretty Sad, this Discovery fad.
This is a poem, I think,
I don't know.

Ecks Dee, Ecks Dee, Ecks Dee.

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[Landers]

Roses are red, violets are red,
All I can see is red,
I must be in Texas again,
Blitzkrieg.

[Durandal]

Bad poems, this thread is;
Or at least we are to think.
Some are pretty good.

Haikus are pretty,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator.

Also,"Bad poems this thread is" is six syllables, not five.

[Mordrom]

This is so hideously awful, that I don't think I'll ever be able to top it.

Okay joe that was bad... but I am equally positive that you have a lil bit more in you.

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[Bisquit]

Haikus are pretty,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator.

Also,"Bad poems this thread is" is six syllables, not five.

Pending your accent.
That Haiku was here before.
Bisque is delicious.

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[Grumblesaur]

So I found an emulator and a ROM with the name
"Star Fox 64," what a game, what a game.
Keyboard controls are so lame - what a shame -
and I decided to ragequit and give blame to the game.

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.