TAZ Message Dump

[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Center ++
++ Destination : John ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : omega ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Oh 'der ye are.
'tis goin' well, aye?

From wha' i understood, 'dose 'lads were lookin' fer political help above all.
I know tha Episkopos 'lad an' yerrself got good relations wif tha Emperor 'lad an' all 'dose boys, so i wuz wonderin' if 'der was any chance TAZ could help te find a diplomatic solution, ye see?

'dat GMG 'lad also talked 'bout tha difficulty fer 'dem te reach tha officials o' Liberty government or whatever works out 'der.

Ya think ye could help?
Yerr weapons are yerr words, laddie. An' 'dey can be stronger 'dan anyt'in' else, aye?

Now 'bout 'dat Tamagochi lass, i have no idea, 'lad. 'dat GMG only told me tha lass wuz on Honshu... An' it seems 'dey don't have any news 'bout her, because of tha embargo, i guess.

I'm afraid i can't help ye much 'bout 'dat!

'bout infiltratin' Okinawa, not sure 'tis a smart move. At least not until any diplomacy fails?
But i bet 'dose 'lads out 'der indeed would need some supplies.

Tha Goddess is pleased, uh? So many Chao' 'round.

Let me know if ya need anythin' from me or my crew, 'lad.
23's!

++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
++ End of transmission ++

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[FraserTE]

: Id Panda :

Location BPA Newgate.

I have been placed under arrest. For reasons unknown I refused to go to planet leeds the BAF have told me TAZ are disallowed from entering britonia space. No further info Can be given..

And just so that we are clear I was headed to omega 49 and There are no comms Any where of taz being disallowed.

Update:::::

After a short time i was released and told Not to come back to britonia.

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-Zuke

A sane man must become insane to look sane
In an insane world.

[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ

Panda, I've seen a report provided to me on this......I think. I could use a few specifics if you would. As of yet, the Bretonian government hasn't contacted me.

For everyone, read this: report.

I don't condone running blockades but the Gas Miners are our allies. They need goods, we all need H-fuel and even plutonium. Make a run as you can let's help out.
Lastly, I'm getting more reports of Gallic Royals in the Taus. Watch your six while you're out there.

-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Ophiuchi]

Comm ID: Reggie, [TAZ]Warbucks
Location: Freeport 2
To: FnordNet Distribution

Well, a fairly quiet patrol today near the Freeport.

I stood overwatch as a repair ship from the Corona Group welded a few more panels into place, and shored up connecting struts to the biodomes.

Curious, I somehow missed the fact that the Corona Group was now flying Zoner colours. A nice addition, I believe.

To Moira: Should be home in a few days, darling. Med.Force.2 is getting ahead of the casualty sitiuation; and I've promised to remain here for the trip back to Baffin.. or the next emergency, whichever comes first. What say we go dancing when I get home?

All for now,
Reg

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<span style="color:#339999">Reg Waverly * Moira &quot;Kentigearan&quot; Waverly * Fnordette Sophie Noir</span>



<span style="color:#66CCCC">Sophie's on the Square * Veranda Incognita</span>

[Ophiuchi]

Comm ID: Reg in a can
To: All TAZ

Well, Popes, can't say I had a very good morning. I don't do well in escape pods...

The day started well enough, a quick patrol around Freeport 2, and a check-in with Cmdr. Coyle on MF2. The area was quiet at the time, so I volunteered to escort Gypsie Skripto through Hamburg and the Sigmas for some Zoner paperwork..

So much for good intentions. We made it as far as Planet Hamburg, minding our own business, happy as larks. Maybe Eris decided we were having too much fun, because two Rheinland Turtles broke the lane to Alster Yards, and proceeded to shred my Griffin without a single word of notice. Gypsie, brave yet foolish lad he is, decided to stay in the area to figure out "What the Bleep?". Well, his pod soon came in site of Freeport 2 as well.

Now these Rheinlanders weren't regular Military. Some cabbage outfit calling themselves <CJ>, whatever in Thud that is...

It was the <CJ>Scarab who took me down.. his deafmute buddy was the <CJ>Bananhej. Now what these two boys have against peaceful Zoners, I haven't the foggiest. Perhaps we should enlist the Mandalorians to investigate these silly geese further, eh?

Nursing my bumps at Freeport 2,
Reggie.

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<span style="color:#339999">Reg Waverly * Moira &quot;Kentigearan&quot; Waverly * Fnordette Sophie Noir</span>



<span style="color:#66CCCC">Sophie's on the Square * Veranda Incognita</span>

[escopton]

Comm ID: Gyp the Skripto
To: All TAZ

I say put a seven number bounty on the two of them, or all <CJ> maybe, better beware. God it hurts. I am not pissed easily, but oh did they piss me today.

Skripto out

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[SMI-Great.Fox]

Source ID: Pope Brettonias
Log Record: TAZ-006
Location: [TAZ]The.Maverick.III--Baffin

Kallisti fellow Cabbages of Eris...

I've been looking into these Rheinlanders that gave us problems in Hamburg...From what my brother Daniel has told me, they're quite lacking up in the cranium material interior department, so maybe giving them a wise berth from now wouldn't be a bad idea..

We had some visitors in Baffin earlier today, a bunch of Universal Pilots came by trading goods from what I heard by one of the barmen on Shasta..Nothing came up if they went to Pueblo or not...

I also found a rather disturbing message from my dear sister-in-law Veris Artura..I do hope she's not thinking of doing something crazy or getting herself hurt..

23's

Brettonias
==End of Log==

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[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ

Popes, we have some work to do. For the information, upload this.

I'm not worried about them paying for it. Just grab whatever they've mined and trade it somewhere.

-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Malaclypse 666]

-= From the Kiva =-



My Beloved Flock:

First of all, a warm Discordian welcome to our newest Acolyte, Pope Dylan Earlsdon.

The Farce is strong in this one.

Yesterday, during a run to Munich with Very Important Pineals, I decided to visit the Weishaupt Memorial Archives on Ingolstadt.

To my delight, I found Weishaupt's original copy of "Appendix Gimmel". It matches my own.

We are indeed appproaching a wondrous and chaotic new Age.

The amusing part is, the "movers and shakers" of Sirius are doing the Work of Eris without the faintest clue that they are forwarding Her agenda.

What we now perceive as a schism in the Zoner Community itself will prove to be a blessing, rather than a curse.

Those who now attempt to manipulate this new Cycle of History to their own perceived advantage will only hasten and ensure the process.

Rejoice, Discordians. Do not fear. Do not falter. Rest secure in your Faith.

All is as it should be. Or not. Consult your Pineal.

Malaclypse

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[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Uhoh... Hey there!
Rmm... A while i didn't send a pulse... *The girl looks vaguely embarrassed* Where to start...

I'm okay! *She makes a big smile*
And you all?

Johnnie honey?!
Episkopie?!
Xaavierrr?!
Sykie?!
Reggie honey?!
*She laughs*
And all the others?!

How are you all?
I miss you... *She smiles teasingly* ... a bit.

Oh!
And how is Mom'?!
*The girl waves dramatically and finally blows a kiss*

Rmm... Anyway... I was calling to tell Johnnie something... Ah yes!
So hmm... I was on Freeport 10 today... Annnnnnd... I undock and then a sweetheart starts to yell at me because of some story about a jinkzuzu...

Uhhh... Wait!
I will update the logs, okay?!

++ Appending logs ++
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: There's a Zoner. I'll have a talk with him amigos.
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Hola Zoner, can i ask you what the hell is going on?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Uhoh... Hey love.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: What do you mean?
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: We destroyed two juggernauts in two days.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Uhuhhh?
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: A Freeport class battleship called ''Athena'' is trying to kill us without any purpose.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: What happened, honey?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Uhoh...
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Talk with respect!
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Don't know that one.
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Do i look like a child muchacho?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: I don't know?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: You're only on audio! *She smiles*
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Look... The Nacion thinks Zoners like you will be our enemy if you continue send ''Juggernauts'' to attack us.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Rmmm... I sent nothing, love.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Actually.. I used to dance often on Valetta!
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: That's just stupid, please keep your battle-hardwares off of our home.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Hey... How could i know who that Athena is... *Shakes her head*
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Why are you yelling at me? I did something wrong?
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: You should know, you can't just produce limited juggernauts to people you don't know.
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Please take care of this or we'll take care of this on the hard way.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: *She rolls her eyes, smiling* How would i know how that jinkzuzu was handed to whom.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Why are you telling this to me!
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Gracias for your attention..
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: You're not a Zoner?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Shouldn't you send a pulse to zoners representatives?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: I'm just a girl, sweetheart.
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: I think you should.
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Our leaders have tried to contact you.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Really? They wanted me to dance for them? *wonders*
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Shut up! I don't care what gender you are!
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Woa... You're upset? Why?
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: You're showing no respect.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Rmmm...
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Call me sweetheart and act childish.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: And that's bad? *wonders*
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: I call anyone sweetheart!
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: That's not the way we handle it.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: How should i call you then?
[212th]MNS-Barbarossa: Hizir: Enough... Musa, take us out of here.
++ endof ++

That sweetheart was really upset because i call him love? How can that be!

Anyway... A while after, another sweetheart called me and told me a jinkzuzu named 'Athena' sided with IMG and attacked Malteses on a regular basis.

Buuuuuuut... Why are they all telling me this instead of sending a message to you, Johnnie boy?

Oh! Forgot i had to do something like... Now!
Byebye!

++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
++ End of transmission ++

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