"90% of the Internet is porn, and a lot of that porn is guns."-Some EDtard.
"If you cannot make fun of yourself, then you need to loosen your damn pants."-Myself.
Alan H. Delaney: Disillusioned Vet, Freelance Cargo Hauler, Captain of the Lady's Lament
Maximilian M. Brodie: Quiet, Practical and Patient, 1st Mate of the Lady's Lament.
IG Name: Lady's_Lament
Armando Iannucci 8:06 AM Jun 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry Wrote:Was in Washington shadowing politicians. Was nearly chosen to take charge of US military command in Afghanistan.
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up."
Boldness is like a condom. If you depend on it all the time, no matter how good it is, and no matter how good you are, eventually it will break. - Walter Slovotsky
The most important lesson in karate is running. The first thing you do in a fight, is to turn and run away. Run for at least a mile, preferably two or three. If he's still chasing you, he's probably out of breath by then. If it's still worth fighting about, you turn around and beat him up. - Walter Slovotsky
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