Bad poetry corner

[Slartibartfast]

I would resent the very notion
of any of my poems being good.
That said, I think they're just misunderstood.
Rhyming good with good should be good.

[Zynth]

This time for Joe, I shall make a bad poem.
And indeed I shall make a bad poem.
By rhyming same words together it is almost sad.
My poem is indeed almost sad.
Reading it will make you depressed.
The thought of same words used to rhyme will make you depressed.
And that last sentence was too long.
But this sentence is not too long.
It sucks so bad, I don't use italics.
Only good poems use italics.
I can use unrhymable words like orange.
And rhyme them again back with orange.
This poem is my greatest piece of crap.
Crap is what it is, crap, crap, crap.

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[Marburg]

If you really wanna impress
sport a fake british accent
simply to torment & make a mess

of your words

people should get the point

There! does that suck enough??

if not, fine. I give up...I'll pull a knife & anoint my guts to slough

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[NixOlympica]

For Pilgrim

He's writing an epic.
Beowulf perhaps.
To fit with the topic,
it'll have to be bad.
AND MAYBE LIKE THIS LINE, IN FULL-CAPS.

For Joe

Seeing Marburg's piece of art
I ended up in tears
it struck my heart so hard
that I will cry for years

[Rafaelo]

I suck at poetry,
and at rhymes,
so here goes,
one of my RPing roles.

Roses are red,
my hostile is red,
this paragraph makes no sense,
like a space station with a fence.

So here I wait for my target,
to appear from behind the planet,
and when I have him in sight,
ill destroy him out of spite.

But wait, Ted said,
for my head is called Ted,
he is only a little fighter,
like a flame on a lighter.

And then he appears,
all wet and in tears,
for he is scared and ready,
to launch his flares.

So a moments thought,
distracted me from my shot,
and noticed that,
his shields were down.

But then I realised,
I was in my bomber,
and how fun it is,
to blow up the little buggers.

I also noticed,
that this poem is too long,
and thought, f**k it,
and launched the SNAC.

Told you I suck...

[NixOlympica]

Sonet for Joe I

What the hell is this
I don't even know
all I want is kiss
Would Sarah go?

[Zynth]

EDIT: It needs a cool name.

An Ode to weapons

Daitos are red.
Flashpoints are blue.
Codenames are sweet.
And Novas are too.

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[Jihadjoe]

The sentiment's all right,
The wording's all wrong...
I tried to compare thee to a summer's day,
But try as I might,
But it all went 'Pete Tong'.
My poetic ability has dun gone away.

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[Dusty Lens]

Gentlemen gankers?
Goldwing KOS, 6 to 1.
Q_Q fair play forum post.
Snap snap.

[swift]

White crap
we call snow,
Trouser leg tore
Failed Electronics 1
Might as well
order pizza.

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