Reaver Merc. Co. Recruitment

[Silver]

My my my. Got to pay a bet to Copper. The fracker was right.

[color=#FFFFFF]*Lights up a cigar and presses a button*

[font=Tahoma]***Closed message to Sasha Grau***

Miss Grau...

*She purrs as she says the name*`

One exquisite name to say the least.
And for what i've seen in the field, the Volksevolution sure will be sorry to loose your body.

And wit.

That's somethin' i like in my colors.

Yer in. Come to Lisburn Rock. There will be a trial period to see if you don't frack up.

And you already got a name darlin'.

You'll be Threeway Reaver.

*Laughs*

Don't worry. You can hide your borscht in the company fridge.

[font=Tahoma]***Closed message to CArl johnson***

Damn man, you sound badass.

You look badass.

Can you write more badass stuff?

[color=#FFFFFF]*Smokes*

Write me an essay on why Robinson likes mini skirts and lattes, so you can kill the whole world of literature.

Then we can talk.

[font=Tahoma]***Closed message to Natasha Feller***

Uh.

So basically...

[color=#FFFFFF]*Smokes*

You killed one dude. With a knife.

And you want in.

Do i look like i'm runnin' charity here?

I got people here that are mass murderers because someone called them shorty or ate their sandwich.

Get a name for yourself, i ain't pickin' up stragglers with zero rep in the business.

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[NixOlympica]

Heya Reavers,

Maybe you heard of me before, maybe not, not like it'd matter. After I left Coalition and joined this Underloch thingy, some broken hearts etc etc, not like you'd care. I realized one thing after being with a certain nice girl called Veronica, I want my good old funny, full of killing life back. Credits are a sweet bonus as always.

So no time to waste your time with words, if you want I can get straight to killing.

[Tutashkhia]

::Incoming Transmission::
::From Tengo Romanadze::

My name is Tengo Romanadze. I was born on planet Tbilisi and grew up in the fields on planet Tbilisi. Actually, I have nothing to complain about the childhood, except for the fact that I didn'€™t really have much to do because my parents did everything before I could. Because this I tended to idle around a lot, not doing anything. But my parents have never stopped to think that perhaps they are responsible for the unpredictable way I behave.

My life was sorted, I had everything that I could possibly need. For others it might come as a bit of surprise, but I preferred to do something for a living on my own, instead of being idle and having my parents do everything for me and supplying me with whatever I needed. So I decided to find a job that could bring me both adventures and money.

I had already heard of the Revers Mercenary Co. and it just so happened that they were ideal for me! So I'€™ve decided to join up and see the world from a different point of view. It'€™s boring being an idle, and this is an opportunity I cannot miss!

Thank you,
Tengo Romanadze.

::Transmission terminated::

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Tutashkhia Reports

[Tutashkhia]

::Incoming transmission::
::From Tengo Romanadze::

Furthermore,I believe myself to be a rather good fighter, I have been hunting down those who oppose me for a few years now and have evidence of some of my recent kills to proove this to you:

Action location: Cambridge system
Targets:Bretonia Armed Forcers
Time:2012-02-16 16:39:38 SMT

Four of Them...Four!
Bah-Bah
Burned...Seems he loved the sun!
Burned...This one loved the sun too!
Oh,look...they loved the sun so much!

::Transmission terminated::

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Tutashkhia Reports

[Silver]

Hmmmm.

[color=#FFFFFF]*Lights up a cigar and presses a button*

[font=Tahoma]***Closed message to Coalition Girl***

Who the frack are you?

*She exhales the smoke*`

Can you even kill? Or that's just blister?

[font=Tahoma]***Closed message to Tengo***

Hmmm hmmmm.

[color=#FFFFFF]*Inhales and the tip of the cigar flares*

Burned out Bretonians.

Just the way everyone likes them.

Aigh't. Come to Lisburn Rock, we'll take it from there.

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[NixOlympica]

Heya Silver,

Of course I can kill, they don't take people to either Underloch or Coalition for peaceful protests in pyjamas.
I just don't need to pretend how badass I am to do it.

~Lach

[Silver]

So.. Ye say you worked for both.
Got to have some records of you killin' in the name of, darlin'.

Please. Let's play some show and tell.

You'll show me yours..
I'll show the way in.

*Grins*

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Not Espi]

I've heard you folks can keep their liquor! How
about a challenge? Wanna win some staff? *hic*

Sorry - some stuff.

Call me.

Name's *hic* Sue Haugen.

[Silver]

Another girl? Jeez. Where are the men that used to be capable of holdin' down their liquor?

*Laughs*

Oh right. They're working for me now.

So..

Sue.

Mary Sue.

Darlin' Sue.

Why don't you show me something you Sue'd over in the terms of blue.

And i don't mean booze.

*Grins*

I mean killin'.

For the almighty cred or ideal.

And Kane.

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Not Espi]

*takes a sip*

*checks chest for breasts*

Nope. That's just chest hair.

*checks groin area for penis and a ballsack*

Thank Lord, they're there.

Right. Now that we're after the meet'n'greet... First of all,
thanks for the compliment. Peronally I always considered
myself and ugly little pickle, but no problem. Although that
gives me a pretty good opinion on how much you drink...

Calling me a girl. 'Kay. Who'd ya want dead?

Sue with a dick.

*hic*