' Wrote:Poopen: what americans can say to try & sound german when they cop a squat & drop wolf bait in the toilet...unfortunately in this case, the OP experienced a little ass-splashen when the joke bombed & hit the water as hard as it did:tease:
What? Americans feel German while using a toilet? How's that?
Still don't get it.
' Wrote:for those who missed it: the moral of it all is ----> traders with teeth are fun for pirates. - within reason.
you got a sign that declares "no pooping in space" with a diagonal bar strike-out, indicating in essence that pooping is indeed allowed and/or expected in space
That, ladies & gentlemen is humor so subtle that no one (even the teller) 'gets it'
::Edit- I can't believe I missed such a golden chance to not be funny even earlier than before
' Wrote:What? Americans feel German while using a toilet? How's that?
Two potatoes are walking on the road. Which one is the hoe?
-The one that says Idaho.
schlurbi, it is beyond you, don't even try to get it.
A programmer has been found dead in the bathtub. Detectives are examining the crime scene and can't establish the cause of death. Chuck Norris comes in and says: "Well, the reason of his death is obvious.." He shows everyone a bottle of shampoo with directions: Lather, rinse, repeat.
Little girl is playing in a sandbox. A little boy comes up to her, shows her his pee-pee and says: "Ha-ha, you don't have that!" The little girl looks at it and started to cry, while running to her mother. So, the same situation happened like 3 times. On the 5th day the same boy come up to her, shows her his pee-pee, says that she doesn't have that... The girl smiles upon him, strikes a pose and answers: "Well, no big deal. My mom says when I grow up I will have tons of those..."
Marburg: No, man. First of, I just live here. And you know there is such thing as piglatin? So, if you say the words in a "German" way, they sound funny. But, all mighty Moses in a rain forest, if I post a joke about space turd, after a couple of weeks you guys will develop another theory of space travel. Awesome, keep it up.
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