TAZ Message Dump

[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Center ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : delta ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Oh! 'lo 'der lads!

Just droppin' a message to tell ye i found a new ship te spread tha sacred Chao an' ship stuffs 'der an 'ere.
'tis an old whale, but quite dirty i must say.

*He chuckles and takes a sip of wine* I don't probably maybe know wha' tha previous owner did in 'dat ship, but 'dat may surely be some kind o' fnord, got meh drift?

Will probably ask Ain te clean it all anyway *He makes his silly face*

Tha lads o' my crew need te gather around. Neena is in Cambridge doin' i don't know wha'.... Saaz is in Baffin takin' care 'bout some personnal stuffs... I only have Korbah an' Hype with me right now.

*He makes his cool face* We're havin' some drinks while we are waitin' tha others. And believe me or not, but Korbah doesn't stand alcohol!

*He bursts out laughing and taps rudely on someone's back out of the record device angle*
Can ye believe 'dat?! *The man he just hit coughs* Please... Stop doing that, captain.
- Shaddap Korbah, an' finish yerr drink, lad!

Oh rite. I'm forgettin' te tell ye somethin'.

The callsign o' 'dat new ship will be [TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Center.

We should be able te get back into space in a week o' two...
Until that... *He grins* I have some gallic wine 'ere an' i plan te have some fun...

23's lads! *he raises his glass and bottoms it up*

++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
++ End of transmission ++

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[Aes_Sidhe]

*****Secured Channel Open*****
***Encryption TAZ Only***
ID: [TAZ]Sidhe
From: Simon Sidhe
To: All TAZ
Subject Fleet Movement

Kallisti Popes.

In the light of last acts of Piracy and current SCRA Situation Sidhe Brothers decided to relocate some of they Ships.

Destroyer [TAZ]Bean_Sidhe under commanding First officer Thomas Glade was departed to Gran Canaria.
Gunboad [TAZ]Cu_Sidhe under command of Ralph Gilmore was relocated to IMG base FP4 in Maggelan system to watch pirate activity and perform escort Duties for TAZ and other Zoner Ships.

My Brother Raphael left His Whale [TAZ]Aes_Sidhe under command of his first officer and managed reach Baffin on Zoner Shuttle. He board his personal Fighter and Move to Liberty looking for any rumors about premier Katz situation.

Carrier [TAZ]Sidhe Staying on Stationary orbit next to Pueblo Bonito Station as part of Baffin Defense.

To All TAZ ships. Because we are not sure which of SCRA ships belongs to Group loyal to Premier Katz which are loyal to new Dictator.. i advice avoid all of them. Simply if you see SCRA on Scaner change course to avoid confrontation.

To all transports performing Contract Duties as Doc say dont Fly Alone. If there is no TAZ vessel near by hire escort. Remember that your life and life of your Crew is most important thing.

To everyone... Keep Your Eyes and Ears open. Stay Safe...

May ERIS watch over You

Simon Sidhe Out.


*****End of Transmission*****

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Sigi made by Andrew

[Seekersixone]

Message Origin: Acolyte Richard Sykes, Public Comms Terminal, Gran Canaria
Message Destination: FnordNet
RE: "SCUD"

Agh... Eris Esoteric, who knew bruised ribs actually hurt so goddamn much.

Sykes here... Ngh. That's a dislocated shoulder fer sure. Anyhow. Some a' y'all mighta noticed what just went down'n Omega-49. Namely, me.

Ah was transferrin' back t' Gran Canaria from Alberta fer reasons that should be quite obvious by now - (he looks sheepishly away from the comms terminal) - an' was just passin' towards th' moorin' fixture when ah picked up a Coalition signature on long-range scanners. Ah headed over t' see what th' fuss was about, an' it turned out 'twas a Coalition bomber.

Tagged SCUD-1.

Ah dunno what happened, really, after he started closin' on me. Ah remember he launched a missile. Ah remember ah dodged it. Then we danced fer a bit, 'n all of a sudden he rushes at me. Last thing ah saw before gettin' thrown unconscious fer a bit wuz him flyin' right at mah cockpit...

Well, ah guess ah musta gotten ol' Seeker turned just 'nuff that th' Wing o' Death took th' brunt a' th' impact, 'cuz when ah came to in th' hangar bay of th' Aquilon SlowCat which wuz nearby, ah was informed that most a' th' starboard side a' mah girl had been rightly bungled. Ah headed down t' th' hangar bay t' see what th' business was all about, an' Seeker's whole wing was gone..

Starboard engine bank was gutted; two a' th' engine pods were sittin' on th' deck next t' th' wreckage, th' cockpit panels were shattered, an' th' whole ship was completely burnt out. But there's somethin' t' be said 'bout 'er; th' crew chief said most a' th' electronics could be fixed an' th' engine pods could be replaced 'long with th' cockpit panels an' th' Wing o' Death (bettin' y'all ain't gonna be makin' fun a' that thing now, are ya?), but it'd take a couple days at most.

So, morals a' this story:

One - Sykes is an idjit, an' don't y'all ever ferget that.
Two - Stand well clear a' any SCRA ships marked "SCUD" anythin'; they'll blast y'all t' pieces with no effort. Usually by suicide bombin'.
Three - Sykes is an idjit. Wait... Think ah already said that.

Anyhow. Ah'm gonna find a clinic t' get mah shoulder back in its socket an' then find a seedy bar t' bunker down in an' drink m'self inta oblivion 'till Seeker's flyin' again. Anybody wanna get in touch with me, send me a message on th' Neural Net. Ah've got ARIA's AI core on me, so she'll prob'ly pick up fer me.

Fives.
~ Disgruntled Captain Richard M. Sykes

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All hail Loken: Queen of grammar.

[Doc Holliday]

Sitting aboard a transport ship somewhere in Liberty space, Doc was able to read the reports of his people over his datapad. The one given by Seeker seemed to wake Doc up a bit.

"Scud," he said out loud to himself, "that name rings a bell." He thought back about a week when he was treating Sister Joanna for nausea and trying to chat with an ORI envoy. He remembered some SCUD marked ships of the SCRA. He remembered the pilots of those ships. Many times each pilot would begin to state something and then get shocked and they would do something else.
"The staple," he thought again out loud. "Son of a bitch," he again said out loud.

He also remembered it was that shock that prevented them from firing upon Med.Force.One. Using a subspace frequency, Doc sent a message to Commander Haddock aboard the hospital instructing him to find that ship log, transmit him a copy and save it. He also ordered the ship to move somewhere safe, far away if necessary.

He just sat shaking his head in disbelief that one human being could be so cruel as to use such a device on another person. To Doc, it was in the same league as slavery, a practice he found inexcuseable.
Tired, he closed his eyes where he sat and rested.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Astennu123]

:: INCOMING TRANSMISSION ::

:: Comm ID: [TAZ]Iridescent(A) ::

:: Opening message ::

Kallisti!

Uhm.. I'm the new girl! I will be flying the [TAZ]Iridescent(A) named ship! My name is Angelina Paine! Pleased to meet you all.

I requested a Zoner Transport to spread the Sacred Chao! It's name is [TAZ]Evening.Star(A). I'll have to do some long trade runs in order to get the money back. *sighs* Administration.. At least I'm happy! *smiles*

By the way I'm very shy so.. You know.. Be gentle! *blushes*

P.S.: The live video feed somehow did not work. I have to fix my transmitter again.. These Karasu's aren't the best ships in Sirius...Meh.

23's

:: End of Message ::

:: TRANSMISSION TERMINATED ::

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Aleksei Stroganov, Commissar-Major of the Coalition, Source of the Propaganda. Awarded the Hispania Memorium ,Red Star and the Order of the Shield of the Coalition.

[Tenshu]

----Incoming Transmission----
----Zoner signature detected ----
----Zoner ID verified----
----ID: Temporary Autonomous Zoner----
----Operator: Xavier Triton----
----Accessing...----

Kallisti, Angelina

Welcome to our merry band of semi-sane, discordia followers.
If you require assistance to make the money back then please do ask. Many of us have
been to every corner of this sector and hence have an extensive knowledge base for
commodity demand.

Regards,

Xavier Triton
The Trident of Eris, Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin

---Ending Transmission---

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[HuggieSunrise]

Hello kittens.


Well in a murderous rage I managed to throw away two metric tones of old shoes, dresses, and outfits that just dont fit anymore.

No im not getting fat they just dont feel me anymore.

My fearless, carrier, and half dozen solar powered scooters have been put away for good. Id be happy to lend my administration and captains experience to a ship temporarily but I cant keep the stress of worrying over a crew.

Also the last time we've needed a destroyer? never?

Xavier can blast any problems to plasma. Ive invested in a pair of GMG ships their stylish curves appealed to me.

So you'll see me patrolling or trolling around when I am not in meditation in either the fighter or the bomber or on Alpha.16 since he lets me ride him.

Stop chuckling.

I'm serious.

-Ishtar

[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday

Greetings, TAZmaniacs!

I have updated the roster to include our new Popess, Angelina Paine. Welcome aboard. If you would, Angelina, send me the make of your ships that I rostered so that I can include the info. I would be most appreciative.
I'm still flying about Sirius, doing my usual work to include a wedding.

My standing order remains. Until this civil war with the Coalition subsides, don't trade without an escort and until I can sort out who is who amongst the Coalition troops, they are not to dock in Baffin. I'll keep you all updated on that.

Speaking of escorts, a couple of my old friends have arrived in Omega 49 should you need an escort. The I.K.S. B'Rel is there, captained by Commander Roden.

For now, that's all.
HAIL ERIS!

-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Seekersixone]

[quote]Message Origin: Acolyte Richard Sykes, Comms Suite, Seeker Six One
Message Destination: FnordNet
RE: <No Subject>

Awright, few things.

First off, ah'm back in Baffin fer a while, so Concordia, if'n y'all would like me t' finally take y'all up on those drinks ah owe y'all, this'd be the opportune moment if'n y'all are in here. (He smiles.)

Second, new blood! Welcome t' th' family, miz Paine, ah'm happy t' make yer acquaintance.

Third, Doc, ah know this whole SCRA thing's flared up quite a bit. Ah've been hangin' 'round th' Loyalists - that's Katz's pals, 'r at least what ah call 'em - an' ah reckon ah could help with learnin' whom amongst th' Reds aren't goin' t' shoot us, 'r too many others fer that matter.

Fourth, ah sincerely apologize fer takin' a couple days away from th' Black. Ah came down with th' stomach bug an' stayed in t' sleep it off, but ah'm good now. So if'n anybody needs anythin', ah'm only a comlink away.

Regards and 23s,
~ Sykes

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All hail Loken: Queen of grammar.

[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Richard ? ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!

EhhhOhhh!
Well... Your invitation is tempting but entering in Baffin is a no go!
*She beams* Mom' would annoy me so much if she caught me...

Yay... Not going to jump in Baffin. No way!
Don't want to meditate in the temple, don't want to do weird stuffs there anymore! *She pulls out her tongue*

But... Contact me if you need a personalized dance anywhere else, okay? *The girl smiles and blows a kiss*

All hail Concordia! *laughs*

++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
++ End of transmission ++

*A bit later, another transmissions pops in*

++ Source : Saaz, Second of the Tau.Ceti.Center ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : delta ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Kallisti there.

I'm informing you we are ready now to ship supplies all around Sirius again.

We will probably start once the Captain is able to get back on his feet again... Which means prolly in two weeks *He sighs*
*From another place of this ship, a drunken lad voice can be heard* Shaddap Saaz!

Right...
Anyway... 23's.

++ Seek into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise ++
++ And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise! ++
++ Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know ++
++ What's in a Chao and why it ain't so! ++
++ End of transmission ++

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